Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

21. Firstborn Unicorn, Hardcore Soft Porn

Lyric from Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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22. Une Mûre Mûre Murmurée Au Mur

French for “a ripe blackberry murmured to the wall.” See also French.

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23. Go Hang a Salami! I’m a Lasagna Hog!

See also Palindromes.

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24. Your Welcome Mat

There was a guy who gave a welcome mat to Matt and said “Your welcome mat.” Matt said “Thanks.” The guy then said, “You’re welcome, Matt.”

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25. Was It Eliot's Toilet I Saw?

My favorite palindrome. See also Palindromes.

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26. Magical Fingeys

When something's not working but that one person gets it to work. They have magical fingeys.

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27. umop ap!sdn

Turn your screen upside down. 🙃

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28. Le Ver Va Vers Le Verre Vert

"The worm goes towards the green glass" in French. See also French.

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29. Gosh Didily Darnit

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30. Flying Buttress

See also Architecture.

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