Funny Phrases
Funny Phrases
21. Firstborn Unicorn, Hardcore Soft Porn
Lyric from Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Funny Phrases
22. Une Mûre Mûre Murmurée Au Mur
French for “a ripe blackberry murmured to the wall.” See also French.
Funny Phrases
24. Your Welcome Mat
There was a guy who gave a welcome mat to Matt and said “Your welcome mat.” Matt said “Thanks.” The guy then said, “You’re welcome, Matt.”
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26. Magical Fingeys
When something's not working but that one person gets it to work. They have magical fingeys.
Funny Phrases
28. Le Ver Va Vers Le Verre Vert
"The worm goes towards the green glass" in French. See also French.