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31. The Pokey

Old-people talk for jail. I actually find this one funny. See also Jail, Police.

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32. Pretty Fly for a WI-FI

Perfect name for the WI-FI router. See also Internet.

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33. My Man, That’s Crazy, But Did I Ask?

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34. Yo Tengo Un Gato En Mis Pantalones

See also Cats, Pants, Spanish.

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35. All the Faith He Had Had Had Had No Effect on the Outcome of His Life

Makes sense.

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36. Firstborn Unicorn, Hardcore Soft Porn

Lyric from Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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37. Une Mûre Mûre Murmurée Au Mur

French for “a ripe blackberry murmured to the wall.” See also French.

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38. Go Hang a Salami! I’m a Lasagna Hog!

See also Palindromes.

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39. Your Welcome Mat

There was a guy who gave a welcome mat to Matt and said “Your welcome mat.” Matt said “Thanks.” The guy then said, “You’re welcome, Matt.”

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40. Was It Eliot's Toilet I Saw?

My favorite palindrome. See also Palindromes.

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