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31. In Holy Mattress Money

When matrimony won't do. See also Malapropisms, Marriage.

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32. You've Cat to be Kitten Me Right Meow!

See also Cats, Puns.

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33. Snobs vs. Slobs

Plotline of 48% of all 80's movies. See also 80's.

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34. 3JOH22A

The perfect license plate number for rear-view mirrors. See also Cars, Profanity.

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35. Eat the Spaghetti to Forgetti Your Regretti

See also Italian.

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36. You're Stir-Fried Squid

The Chinese expression for "You're fired". See also Chinese, Seafood.

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37. Permet De Sortir Et De Jouer Sous Le Soleil, Mon Petit Chou

A romantic French phrase that roughly translates to "Let's go out and play in the sunshine my little cabbage." See also French, Romance.

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38. You Done Goofed

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39. Go and Cook Yourself and Egg!

Translation of the French way of saying "Leave me alone!" See also French.

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40. Eh Wot

A phrase used by old British gentlemen at the end of sentences that means, "you know?" or "right?". See also British, Old-Timey.

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