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11. Steve

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12. Class Pet

All you have to do is die. See also Pets.

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13. Truant Officer

All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.

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14. Class Secretary

When you have to get the phone for the teacher in a classroom because they’re too lazy to do it themselves. See also Jobs, Lazy, Schools.

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15. Denny's Tumblr Poster

You can get payed to run social media for a restaurant.

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16. Idiot Holding the Flashlight

You, whenever you work on cars with your dad.
Yes, I'm worried about this generation, too. See also Cars.

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17. Naming Colors for Nail Polish and Mens' Shirts

See also Unnecessary.

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18. Elephant Pooper Scooper

Seen often in circuses and big parades. See also Parades, Scatological.

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19. A Firefighter Positioned in the Arctic

"There's a fire!"
"Yeah, right."

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20. Comet Namer

See also Astronomy.

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