Funny Jobs

Funny Jobs

81. Releaser of the Hounds

See also Dogs.

Added by Ryan on December 6, 2010| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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82. Knocker-up

Before the invention of alarm clocks, inns located in Ireland hired people to take note of guests awakening time and then knock on their room door to wake them up. More information here. See also Irish, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on October 8, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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83. Tonsorial Artist

Sounds like a fun name for Doctor of Internal Medicine (which could use a fun name), but it’s actually another way to say Hair Stylist.

Added by ivyeasterly on September 10, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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84. Boner

Person who de-bones chickens and various poultry for consumption. See also Poultry, Sophomoric.

Added by Bumfuzzle on March 30, 2010| 12 Comments | You Like This |

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85. Mime

Nature's way of thinning out the clown herd.

Added by CaptainCliche on March 1, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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86. Merch Girl or Guy

They're "with the band". See also Hipsters, Music.

Added by Amanda on October 3, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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87. Shopping Cart Wrangler

Added by Ryan on July 5, 2009| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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88. Cutpurses

Giving seaports and wharves a bad name since 1626. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on March 30, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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89. Slubberdoffer

Refers to a person in the textile industry who removes bobbins on a slubbing machine. See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on December 20, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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90. Phlebotomist

The people that draw your blood at the hospital, aka vampires. See also Medicine.

Added by a Guest on November 30, 2008| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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