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21. Halloween Costume Model

Zooming in on their faces can be quite funny. See also Halloween.

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22. Fire Distinguisher

Guy 1: "There's a fire here!"
Fire Distinguisher: "Yes, that's a fire."
Guy 2: "There's a fire over here too!"
Fire Distinguisher: "That's not a fire, that's a banana." See also Made Up.

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23. Dinosaur Duster

Wouldn't a dinosaur duster be the best job ever? You just go around museums getting paid to dust dirty dinosaurs. See also Cleaning, Dinosaurs.

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24. Director of Toilet Paper

"Can we get another role to the test chamber?" See also Scatalogical, Toilet.

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25. Class Pet

All you have to do is eat, sleep, and die. See also Pets, Schools.

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26. Brain Surgeon

Don't worry, I'm an expert. I won't make any mitsakes.

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27. Star Salesman

Someone who "sells" stars on the internet for a few thousand dollars.

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28. Steve

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29. Class Pet

All you have to do is die. See also Pets.

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30. Truant Officer

All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.

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