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Fire Distinguisher

Guy 1: "There's a fire here!"
Fire Distinguisher: "Yes, that's a fire."
Guy 2: "There's a fire over here too!"
Fire Distinguisher: "That's not a fire, that's a banana." See also Made Up.


Added by KILLAKING on January 29, 2020 | You Like This |


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... I LOVE IT!

YEET on March 8, 2020

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So funny still bored tho

DawnX on June 10, 2020

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ya like jazz

parker on October 27, 2020

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i wonder what the pay is lol

does not like jazz on November 22, 2020

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you made me laugh in online school with my mute off

i am mad at you on November 30, 2020

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Lol hahaha My friend I was having over was like WUT DONT YOU LIKE MY DRESS!!!!! When I was laughing at that.

Lololoooolol on March 10, 2021

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at first i saw fire EXTINGUISHER then i realized and laughed and it is almost midnight so my parents came running in. i am grounded for being on my phone past 7 pm now.

potato on March 16, 2021

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