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Funny Observations

1. If Your Stuck in Traffic... Guess What You Are Traffic

Added by speedybegal on October 26, 2019| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

2. All the Humans in the World Squished Together Could Fit into a 1 Cubic Mile, I Think We Should Try This (might be Slightly Squishy Tho)

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Funny Advice

3. When Ever You Get That "glass Half Empty" Feeling... Just Add Vodka and Stir.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4. Whats the Best Thing About Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is one big plus.

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Funny Foods

5. I'm a Vegetarian So Can I Eat Animal Crackers?

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Funny Jobs

6. Dinosaur Duster

Wouldn't a dinosaur duster be the best job ever? You just go around museums getting paid to dust dirty dinosaurs. See also Cleaning, Dinosaurs.

Added by speedybegal on October 1, 2019| 5 Comments | 37 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

7. Sam Sung Works for Apple

Added by speedybegal on October 25, 2018| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

8. If Your Ever Bored Go to the Vet with a Can of Mashed Tuna and Ask "Can You Fix Him?"

Added by speedybegal on October 24, 2018| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

9. Billy Goats

Male billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to female billy goats.

Added by speedybegal on October 24, 2018| 4 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

10. Have You Ever Heard of Jackson Galaxy? Well He is Official Considered a "Cat Behavioural Consultant."

Added by speedybegal on October 24, 2018| 1 Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike