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Certified Pet Emotion Translator (CPET)

Acts as the emotional interpreter for pets, decoding meows, tail flicks, and judgmental stares into actionable insights for clueless humans. Daily tasks include explaining to cats why the red dot isn't real and assuring dogs that yes, you will come back from the grocery store.

Fluent in Barklish and Meowinese.

Comfortable being ignored by cats professionally.

Able to cry on command when a goldfish looks disappointed.

Added by Spiro7860 on June 3, 2025 | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike