Funny Jobs
Certified Emotion Fluffer
Responsible for keeping the emotional morale of office plants, forgotten coffee mugs, and slightly neglected coworkers at peak levels. Duties include whispering affirmations to ferns, validating staplers' existence, and gently reminding Bob in Accounting that he is enough.
Fluent in passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
Can interpret sighs, side-eyes, and printer groans.
Excellent at pretending to cry at mediocre birthday cards.
Paid in leftover birthday cake slices and cryptic compliments from upper management.
