74 Entries Tagged “Profanity”

Funny Clothes

51. Ass Cape

Offers a slight touch of modesty for nudists. See also Nudity, Profanity.

Added by Frank on March 5, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

52. Up Shit Creek

Difficult to find on a map; nonetheless, travelers all report a sharp feeling of failure or deflation. The water's strong current can very often leave one without a paddle. See also Profanity.

Added by Tim on March 2, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

53. Sicka Yer Shit

The patient complains that he or she's "had it", that they're in the right, or that they've somehow been tormented by the disease's carrier. Highly contagious and often contracted at work or even among family members. Early onset can bring irritation, pursed lips, lack of interest in meaningless tasks, and unexplained staring. See also Profanity.

Added by Tim on February 10, 2008| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

54. Bite Your Teeth Into the Ass of Life

Memorable quote from the 1996 movie Big Night. See also Movies, Profanity.

Added by Frank on January 16, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

55. Richard Cranium

A polite way to call someone a dickhead. See also Profanity.

Added by grouchyteacher on November 13, 2007| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

56. Shit Sandwich

An unpleasant activity or event, known in French as a croque à merde. See also Food, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on October 7, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

57. Shit Show

A phrase used to describe something that was a complete disaster. See also Profanity.

Added by sharkweek on October 2, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

58. Peeved Off

Dorky euphemsim for the already not terribly profane "pissed off". See also Profanity.

Added by Brian on September 27, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

59. You Got Effed in the Ay!

For when someone gets owned big-time. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on August 6, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

60. Frick

You frickin' fricker, this really fricks me the frick off. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on June 28, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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