74 Entries Tagged “Profanity”
Funny Clothes
51. Ass Cape
Offers a slight touch of modesty for nudists. See also Nudity, Profanity.
Funny Places
52. Up Shit Creek
Difficult to find on a map; nonetheless, travelers all report a sharp feeling of failure or deflation. The water's strong current can very often leave one without a paddle. See also Profanity.
Funny Diseases
53. Sicka Yer Shit
The patient complains that he or she's "had it", that they're in the right, or that they've somehow been tormented by the disease's carrier. Highly contagious and often contracted at work or even among family members. Early onset can bring irritation, pursed lips, lack of interest in meaningless tasks, and unexplained staring. See also Profanity.
Funny Advice
54. Bite Your Teeth Into the Ass of Life
Memorable quote from the 1996 movie Big Night. See also Movies, Profanity.
Funny Phrases
56. Shit Sandwich
An unpleasant activity or event, known in French as a croque à merde. See also Food, Profanity.
Funny Phrases
57. Shit Show
A phrase used to describe something that was a complete disaster. See also Profanity.
Funny Euphemisms
58. Peeved Off
Dorky euphemsim for the already not terribly profane "pissed off". See also Profanity.
Funny Sayings
59. You Got Effed in the Ay!
For when someone gets owned big-time. See also Profanity.
Funny Euphemisms
60. Frick
You frickin' fricker, this really fricks me the frick off. See also Profanity.