74 Entries Tagged “Profanity”

Funny Phrases

71. Assed Out

Upon learning that I was too tall to be an astronaut, a friend commented, "You're assed out, stretch." See also Profanity.

Added by Anthony on January 21, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Tattoos

72. Horsesh*t and Gunsmoke

Right arm "Horsesh*t." Left arm "Gunsmoke." See also Profanity, Western.

Added by Anthony on January 3, 2006| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

73. Cleaning Bird Shit Out of Cuckoo Clocks

This once killed at a family gathering. See also Profanity.

Added by Anthony on December 31, 2005| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

74. Being Poked in the Ass by a Pitchfork

See also Devil, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on December 31, 2005| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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