Funny Phobias


The fear of crabs. BTW, why wouldn't someone be afraid of crabs? They're frightening. See also Seafood.


Added by a Guest on January 30, 2017 | You Like This |


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Oh but they're so delicious

Christine on February 2, 2017

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true true

Person on February 4, 2017

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you should definitely be scared of crabs....... use protection kiddies c:

I'm a yak on March 15, 2017

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ur prob scared of crabs duhhhhhhhhhh boiiii

BE LIKE BOB on August 29, 2017

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i LOVE crab... But it is so expensive

billy bob the potato on September 12, 2017

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I wouldn't because I have two hermit crabs and all you guys are talking about is EATING THEM!!!!!

WOW on January 4, 2018

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I know its soo mean I love crabs they are so cute. their ittle eyes are adorable

potato brain on May 30, 2018

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*Crab rave intensifies*

Zalinithia on May 8, 2019

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my boyfriend said he loves crabs

Casper Ghost on June 7, 2019

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uwu on October 22, 2020

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Oh man all this talk about eating crabs is making me scared of humans, is there a phobia for that??

Crab on November 6, 2020

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crabs do be a little scary tho

potato on August 20, 2021

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mr crabs is very insulted #spongebob

mynameisn'tyourbiz on April 25, 2022

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