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Funny Advice

131. When Fighting Say, “Left Hook,” Then Kick Them

Works every time. See also Boxing, Violence.

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Funny Insults

132. You Look Like You Have Arguments with Your Stuffed Animals

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Funny Insults

133. You Look Like Someone Who Saves Their Own Farts in a Jar

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Nicknames

134. Timmy Tuff Knuckles

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Funny Names

135. Ulrich Zwingli

The man who spearheaded the Affair of the Sausages in 1522, sparking the Reformation in Zürich. See also History, Religion, Swiss.

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Funny Euphemisms

136. Handy-Dandy Time Wheel

Also known as a watch.

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Funny Phrases

137. I Farted Thenceforth I am King

See also Flatulence, Royalty.

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Funny Words

138. Firkytoodle

To caress one’s lover. Seriously. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

139. You Look Like You Apologize to Tables After Bumping into Them

I do this.

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Funny Animals

140. Nice Cats

If you find one, buy a lottery ticket immediately. See also Cats.

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