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Funny Phrases

131. Eminem is a Candy Rapper

If you don’t get it, say it out loud. See also Candy.

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Funny Nicknames

132. Big Booty Judy

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Funny Words

133. Fichissimo

Italian word for super cool. See also Cool, Italian.

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Funny Instruments

134. The Unstrument

When you play it, all sound stops.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

135. What Do You Call a Potato That's Upside Down?

A potato. See also Potato.

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Funny Euphemisms

136. Meet Your Maker

Also known as giving your mom a visit. See also Death, Parents.

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Funny Nicknames

137. Short King III

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Funny Phobias

138. Hyperdactiliophobia

The fear of too many fingers.

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Funny Observations

139. Engraving Lovers’ Names on a Tree is Weird; Why Are People Taking Knives on Dates?

See also Love, Weapons.

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Funny Words

140. Fortissississimo

As loud as possible. See also Italian, Music.

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