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131. Ulrich Zwingli

The man who spearheaded the Affair of the Sausages in 1522, sparking the Reformation in Zürich. See also History, Religion, Swiss.

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Funny Euphemisms

132. Handy-Dandy Time Wheel

Also known as a watch.

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Funny Phrases

133. I Farted Thenceforth I am King

See also Flatulence, Royalty.

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Funny Words

134. Firkytoodle

To caress one’s lover. Seriously. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

135. You Look Like You Apologize to Tables After Bumping into Them

I do this.

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Funny Animals

136. Nice Cats

If you find one, buy a lottery ticket immediately. See also Cats.

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Funny Words

137. Enfanification

To turn something into a fan. See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

138. What Do You Call a Slow Turtle?

A turtle. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Insults

139. Your Mom is So Fat That Her Belt Size is Equator

See also Geography, Obesity.

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Funny Questions

140. What Was the Reaction of the First Person to Hear a Parrot Talk?

See also Birds.

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