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Funny Insults

131. You Smell Like Terms and Conditions

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Funny Observations

132. If Skunks Ever Learn How to Use Lighters, We’re All Doomed

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Euphemisms

133. Murder Spagurder

Also known as a venomous snake. See also Snakes.

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Funny Quotes

134. “A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”

―Yogi Berra

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Funny Observations

135. There’s No Reason for Us to Go Barefoot While Sleeping

See also Sleep.

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Funny Observations

136. There is a Person in the World Who Has Eaten More Mayonnaise than Any Other Person, and They Don’t Know It

It could be you…

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Funny Euphemisms

137. A Cucumber, but Uglier

Also known as a pickle. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Advice

138. Never Trade Your Cow for Beans

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Funny Nicknames

139. Phoneager

A teenager who is always on there phone. I.e. all of them. See also Phones, Teenagers.

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Funny Words

140. Waikikamukau

Pronounced, “why-kick-a-moo-cow,” it’s a generic name for a small rural town used by New Zealanders. See also New Zealand.

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