Guest Entries

Funny Jobs

131. Legger

From the middle ages. Involved putting your feet on the sides of a tunnel while lying on a boat and use your legs to move to boat.

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Funny Things to Do

132. Splitting Your Pants

It’s a classic. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

133. You Look Like You Have an Obscure Favorite Color

Oh, periwinkle, aren’t you special?

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Funny Sayings

134. Something borrowed, something blue. Something woolen so you’re itchy too.

See also Weddings.

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Funny Words

135. Sinep

Estonian mustard, but something else backwards. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Insults

136. You Look Like You Sell Seashells by the Seashore

There is no coming back after this one. See also Beach.

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Funny Insults

137. I Hope You Lose Your Keys in an IKEA

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Funny Questions

138. Are You My Appendix?

Because this feeling in my gut makes me want to take you out. See also Pickup Line.

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Funny Quotes

139. “The Texan turned out to be good-natured, generous and likable. In three days no one could stand him.”

―Joseph Heller in Catch-22 See also Literature.

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Funny Insults

140. You Look Like Your Left and Right Eyebrow Should be Switched

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