Guest Entries

Funny Sayings

91. I Used to Play Piano by Ear, But Now I Use My Hands

See also Music.

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Funny Instruments

92. Toenails

They go clickity clack.

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Funny Dances

93. The Sweater Turtle

Put your knees in your oversized sweater and hop.

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Funny Observations

94. If You Step on a Person’s Foot, They Open Their Mouth

Just like trash cans. See also Garbage.

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Funny Insults

95. You Look Like You Would Say “I Needed This” Under Your Breath After You Laugh for a Long Time With Your Friends

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Funny Advice

96. Never Do Anything You Wouldn’t Want to Explain to the Paramedics

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Funny Advice

97. If You Press the Go Pedal and the Brake at the Same Time, it Doesn’t Take a Screenshot

See also Cars.

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Funny Euphemisms

98. Bippityboppityheartstoppity

Also known as a heart attack.

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Funny Euphemisms

99. Horse Tornado

Also known as a merry-go-round. See also Horses.

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Funny Insults

100. You’re So Tall That Every Time You Get into the Car You Get Slightly More Concussed

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