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Funny Euphemisms

91. Cursed Ravioli

Also known as Smuckers Uncrustables.

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Funny Observations

92. The Average Number of Skeletons Inside the Human Body is Greater than One

It sounds creepy until you realize that the major contributor to that statistic is pregnancy.

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Funny Observations

93. "I will be contacting my lawyer" is the adult version of "I'm telling my mom."

Makes you think of Trump, doesn't it?

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Funny Sayings

94. In Germany they are stocking up for the lockdown with sausage and cheese.

That’s the Wurst Käse scenario. See also German.

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Funny Sayings

95. Lazy Fact #1737907364920226488360101763894038278

You were too lazy to read those numbers.

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Funny Sayings

96. You Can Teach a Man to Fish...

But you can't teach a fish to man. See also Fish.

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Funny Things to Do

97. Hula-Hooping Without the Hula Hoop

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Funny Things to Do

98. Arguing with a Baby

See also Babies.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

99. What Do You Call a Hippo with No Head, Eyes, Body or Legs?

A hippo tail. Nothing else is left.

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Funny Questions

100. How Many Lightbulbs Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Two.

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