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Funny Things

91. Dolphin-Pig-Monkey

Something that has dolphin's brain, a pig's skin, and a monkey's body. I think it's called a human.

Added by a Guest on September 13, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

92. Tess Tickle

Added by a Guest on September 11, 2020| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

93. Magical Fingeys

When something's not working but that one person gets it to work. They have magical fingeys.

Added by a Guest on September 9, 2020| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

94. What Do You Call a Duck That Can't Swim?

A failure. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on September 8, 2020| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

95. Why Didn't the Ghost Go to the Dance Party?

Because he was shy and didn't want to interfere with people's lives.

Added by a Guest on September 8, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

97. Hey, did you go to funny school, you funny guy?

Something to say to someone when they say something really unfunny.

Added by a Guest on September 4, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

98. What Do You Call a Kangaroo in the North Pole?

Lost.

Added by a Guest on September 2, 2020| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

99. One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s Garbage.

Added by a Guest on September 2, 2020| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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