Guest Entries

Funny Instruments

91. Dill Piccolo

An instrument that only plays sour notes. See also Made Up.

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Funny Insults

92. You Look Like an Educated Guess

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Funny Euphemisms

93. Toothpaste Kool-Aid

Also known as mouth wash.

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Funny Insults

94. You’re the Type of Person Who Would Struggle to Count While Wearing Oven Mitts

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Funny Foods

95. Chocolate Chip Cookies Without the Chocolate Chips

See also Cookies.

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Funny Drinks

96. Ketchup Water

When you don’t shake the bottle before opening it. See also Condiments.

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Funny Advice

97. Randomly Think “I Know You Can Read Minds.”

Just in case a mind reader tries anything funny.

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Funny Things to Do

98. Catching a Fart in a Jar

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Sayings

99. A Pun Isn't Mature Until It is a Full Groan

See also Puns.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

100. My Friend Told Me the Other Day That I Don’t Understand Irony, but That’s Ironic Because We Were at a Bus Stop

See also Ironic.

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