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Funny Observations

53. Water is Reverse Poison

It kills you if you don’t drink it. See also Water.

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Funny Jobs

54. Mathemagician

Like a magician, but instead of magic tricks they do math. See also Math, Nerds.

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Funny Books

55. Why Paint Cats: The Ethics of Feline Aesthetics Shop

Indeed, why paint cats? See also Cats.

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Funny Jobs

56. Legger

From the middle ages. Involved putting your feet on the sides of a tunnel while lying on a boat and use your legs to move to boat.

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Funny Things to Do

57. Splitting Your Pants

It’s a classic. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

58. You Look Like You Have an Obscure Favorite Color

Oh, periwinkle, aren’t you special?

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Funny Words

60. Sinep

Estonian mustard, but something else backwards. See also Sophomoric.

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