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Funny Observations

51. You Will Last a Lifetime

Because no matter how long you live, you have lasted the length of your lifetime.

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Funny Phrases

52. Hakuna Matoddler

It means no relaxing for the rest of your days. See also Children.

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Funny Sayings

53. A thief broke into my house and stole all my lamps. I should be angry, but I am de-lighted.

See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

54. A Termite Walks into a Bar and Asks, is the Bar Tender Here?

See, because he’s looking for a bar that is tender to eat.

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Funny Words

55. Ultrasuprapropreantepenultimate

Seventh-to-last in a process.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

56. What Do You Call an Elephant with Large Ears?

An elephant.

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Funny Observations

57. Neil Armstrong Backwards is Gnorts Mr Alien

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Funny Sayings

58. If you run in front of a car you get tired. If you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Dad jokes to tell you dad. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Advice

59. If You Can’t Eat It, Pee on it and Walk Away

So says the dog. See also Dogs.

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Funny Words

60. Zenzizenzizenic

The 8th power of something. See also Math.

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