Guest Entries

Funny Products

51. Slimper

A small portable device that is used to apply pressure to wrinkles and creases in clothing, making them appear smooth and presentable. See also Made Up.

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Funny Sayings

52. The bad news is that I dropped my 5-foot cactus.

The worse news is that I caught it.

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Funny Things to Do

53. Jumping up and Not Coming Back Down

Weeee.

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Funny Animals

54. Lesser-Spotted Snurd

Rare animal found in rivers. See also Made Up.

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Funny Advice

55. Carry a Fork With You

If someone tries to rob you, pull it out of your pocket and say, “thank you lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork.

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Funny Insults

56. I Hope Your Room Mate Changes the Hulu Password

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Funny Insults

57. I Hope Your Bug Spray Works Sub-optimally

Heard this one at my church camp. See also Insects.

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Funny Questions

58. What Do You See When a Duck Bends Over?

Its butt quack. See also Birds.

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Funny Jobs

59. The Person Who Collects the Urine from the Wolves for Wolf Urine

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