Guest Entries

Funny Instruments

51. The Staircase at Night

Makes more sound than seemingly possible, especially if your family is sleeping or you’re doing something you’re not supposed to.

Added by a Guest on January 5, 2026| 3 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

52. Charivari

A cacophonous, mock-serenade performed with pots and pans and other noisemakers for wedding.

Added by a Guest on January 5, 2026| 1 Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

53. Enchairification

When somebody or something turns into a chair. See also Furniture, Made Up.

Added by a Guest on January 3, 2026| 3 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

54. You Look Like You Like Going to the Post Office

Added by a Guest on December 30, 2025| 6 Comments | 23 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

55. If I Were a Dog and You Were a Flower, I’d Lift Up My Leg and Give You a Shower

See also Dogs, Flowers, Poetry.

Added by a Guest on December 27, 2025| 6 Comments | 44 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

56. I Can Only Explain it to You; I Can’t Understand it for You

Added by a Guest on December 24, 2025| 4 Comments | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

57. Unbuckled Belt

Just flapping around like a pair of skinny leather wings as you walk.

Added by a Guest on December 23, 2025| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

58. You Look Like You Snack on Pocket Lint

Added by a Guest on December 22, 2025| 1 Comment | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

59. Orphaned Tupperware

Containers without lids.

Added by a Guest on December 22, 2025| 1 Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

60. You Look Like You Call Sparkling Water “Too Spicy"

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2025| 6 Comments | 35 people like this You Like This | Unlike