Guest Entries

Funny Foods

51. Wash Your Sister Sauce

Easier to say than Worcestershire. See also Condiments.

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Funny Observations

52. Somewhere in the World, There’s a Tree Whose Wood Became a Pencil That Wrote a Poem About Trees

Circle of life. See also Poetry, Trees.

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Funny Animals

53. Helpful Geese

If one ever assists you instead of attacking, you have been chosen. See also Birds.

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Funny Insults

54. Snorflebump

Someone who laughs before the joke is even told. See also Made Up.

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Funny Phrases

55. I Sneezed With Great Fury, Therefore the Throne is Rightfully Mine

See also Royalty.

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Funny Words

56. Grumbleflap

The noise you make when standing up after sitting too long. See also Made Up.

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Funny Words

57. Blunderflump

The sound your dignity makes when you trip over absolutely nothing. See also Made Up.

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Funny Words

58. Wigglethorpe

A dignified person who cannot sit still. See also Made Up.

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Funny Insults

59. You Didn’t Lower the Bar…

You buried it and planted flowers on top.

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Funny Words

60. Hootenanny

A party involving banjos and confusion.

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