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Funny Quotes

51. “Zoinks! It’s the Gay Blade!”

―Shaggy from Scooby-Doo See also Cartoons.

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Funny Advice

52. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for one day. If you feed him to the fishes then he’ll never be hungry again.

See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

53. I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.”

So we stopped playing chess. See also Chess, Games.

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Funny Observations

54. Hyphenated, Non-Hyphenated

The irony. See also Grammar, Irony.

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Funny Places

55. Bacon Level, Alabama

See also Bacon, Southern.

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Funny Questions

56. Is a gingerbread man made of his house, or is his house made of him?

See also Dessert.

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Funny Questions

57. Do dogs think in English or barks?

See also Dogs.

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Funny Sayings

58. I before E except…

When your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight beige counterfeit sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. See also Grammar.

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Funny Insults

59. If Your Brain Was Dynamite, There Wouldn't be Enough to Blow Your Hat Off

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Funny Observations

60. Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

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