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Funny Things

51. Wombat Poop

Famously cube-shaped. See also Australian, Scatalogical.

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Funny Insults

53. You Smell Like Terms and Conditions

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Funny Euphemisms

55. Murder Spagurder

Also known as a venomous snake. See also Snakes.

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Funny Quotes

56. “A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”

―Yogi Berra

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Funny Observations

57. There’s No Reason for Us to Go Barefoot While Sleeping

See also Sleep.

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Funny Euphemisms

59. A Cucumber, but Uglier

Also known as a pickle. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Advice

60. Never Trade Your Cow for Beans

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