Guest Entries
Funny Insults
51. You Look Like You Buy Seedless Grapes, then Hold Them up to the Light to Look for Seeds
See also Fruits.
Funny Insults
52. You Look Like You Miss the Turn Lane Every Time and Have to Cut Across Traffic
See also Cars.
Funny Jobs
54. Mathemagician
Like a magician, but instead of magic tricks they do math. See also Math, Nerds.
Funny Books
55. Why Paint Cats: The Ethics of Feline Aesthetics Shop
Indeed, why paint cats? See also Cats.
Funny Jobs
56. Legger
From the middle ages. Involved putting your feet on the sides of a tunnel while lying on a boat and use your legs to move to boat.
Funny Insults
58. You Look Like You Have an Obscure Favorite Color
Oh, periwinkle, aren’t you special?
Funny Sayings
59. Something borrowed, something blue. Something woolen so you’re itchy too.
See also Weddings.