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Funny Questions

41. How do I tell my parents I’m adopted?

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Funny Instruments

42. A Butt Tuba

A tuba you can play with your butt. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Words

43. Sozzled

To be very drunk, e.g. “Aunt Jean is sozzled!"

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Funny Sayings

44. A bad limbo player walks into a bar…

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Funny Advice

45. Remember Your Name, You’ll Need It

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Funny Foods

46. Fried Ketchup

See also Condiments.

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Funny Phrases

48. Yo Tengo Un Gato En Mis Pantalones

See also Cats, Pants, Spanish.

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Funny Insults

49. Meinfrieter

Old Norse for Stinkfart. Use in school against people who don't read Rick Riordan. Also, don't let teachers who have read Rick Riordan hear you say it. You can even use it on your teacher if they're being a stinkfart. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Words

50. Saippuakivikauppias

A Finnish palindrome for a traveling salesman who sells caustic soda to the soap industry. See also Finnish, Palindromes.

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