Guest Entries

Funny Sayings

41. You’re Welkie

For when you don’t have time to say the full word. See also Cringe.

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Funny Toys

42. Cabbage Patch “Snack Time” Kids

Toys that got recalled in 1997 because they’d eat your hair. See also Dolls.

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Funny Instruments

43. Empty Glass Bottle

Sounds like a foghorn when you blow over the lip; typically used to annoy adults. See also Annoying.

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Funny Observations

44. If You’re Sweating in a Sweater, You’re the Sweater

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Funny Insults

45. You Have the Confidence of a Much Taller Man

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Funny Insults

46. Bark Clearer, I Can’t Understand You

Woof.

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Funny Insults

47. You Look Like You Keep Your Batteries in the Refrigerator

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Funny Books

48. Abbie Bing Bong’s Big, Beautiful Book of Animal Bottoms Shop

Abbie's got an obsession.

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Funny Names

49. Cheese Burger the Horse

An Australian thoroughbred. See also Horses.

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Funny Advice

50. Don’t Eat in the Library

Ants will come, eat the crumbs, grow strong, read books, grow smart, and then take over the World. See also Insects.

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