Guest Entries

Funny Jobs

41. Mathemagician

Like a magician, but instead of magic tricks they do math. See also Math, Nerds.

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Funny Books

42. Why Paint Cats: The Ethics of Feline Aesthetics Shop

Indeed, why paint cats? See also Cats.

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Funny Jobs

43. Legger

From the middle ages. Involved putting your feet on the sides of a tunnel while lying on a boat and use your legs to move to boat.

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Funny Things to Do

44. Splitting Your Pants

It’s a classic. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

45. You Look Like You Have an Obscure Favorite Color

Oh, periwinkle, aren’t you special?

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Funny Sayings

46. Something borrowed, something blue. Something woolen so you’re itchy too.

See also Weddings.

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Funny Words

47. Sinep

Estonian mustard, but something else backwards. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Insults

48. You Look Like You Sell Seashells by the Seashore

There is no coming back after this one. See also Beach.

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Funny Insults

49. I Hope You Lose Your Keys in an IKEA

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Funny Questions

50. Are You My Appendix?

Because this feeling in my gut makes me want to take you out. See also Pickup Line.

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