It's like I'm watching you eat a salad through a windshield.
42. Who, Me?
perfect comeback for someone who says "your ugly or your dumb'' or something like that.
My nickname (Jago) also GoGo, like those little collectible toys everyone used to have but no-one remembers for some reason
Complete with a picture of a snail
-Kevin, "The Office"
47. Mispel Ting
I don't know why, but misspelling always seems to get people laughing at times. That and making memes.
Your parents lied.