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Funny Euphemisms

43. Diet Spoon

Also known as a fork. See also Utensils.

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Funny Advice

45. Count Your Eggs Before They Hatch

That way you’ll know if someone steals one of them. See also Chickens, Eggs.

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Funny Sayings

46. A Butterfly on the Back Turns Into a Vulture in the Crack

See also Tattoo.

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Funny Words

47. Sunsat

When the sunset is no longer able to be seen. See also Made Up.

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Funny Advice

48. Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow.

Don’t worry, you’ve got plenty of time. See also Schools.

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Funny Animals

49. Blobby McBlob

A disposable glove filled with water. See also Made Up.

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