Guest Entries
Funny Songs
41. The Economics of the Wizarding World Don’t Make Sense
By Harry and the Potters. See also Harry Potter.
Funny Foods
43. Shit on a Shingle
A US military food term—unofficial, of course! It is a dish consisting of a cream sauce with meat in it poured over toast. It is often served as a breakfast dish. See also Breakfast, Military.
Funny Sayings
44. I Pooped My Pants and All I Got Was This Lousy Poop in My Pants
See also Pants, Scatological.
Funny Observations
46. Unicorns and mermaids aren’t real. But unicorn mermaids are, and they’re are called narwhals.
Funny Words
47. Eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious
Old-timey slang meaning “very good, very fine.” See also Old-Timey, Slang.
Funny Questions
48. If someone with no arms had a gun in their pocket, are they armed or unarmed?
See also Guns.
Funny Questions
49. Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender. See also Numbers.
Funny Insults
50. You’re So Ugly, the Monsters Check Above the Bed to See if You Are There
See also Monsters.