Guest Entries
Funny Phrases
21. Straw? No, Too Stupid a Fad. I Put Soot on Warts.
One of the weirdest palindromes I’ve ever heard. See also Palindromes.
Funny Animals
22. Ribbon Seal
First off, it's a seal, which is awesome. But it looks like some kind of chocolate swirl cake.
Funny Animals
25. Squanderbeast
A noble animal that exists only on Sundays, and only to undo everything you accomplished by Saturday. It does not maul. It simply sits on the to-do list until the list gives up. Native to the couch. Cannot be photographed, only suspected. The natural predator of momentum. See also Made Up, Procrastination.
Funny Things to Do
27. Slappy Spatchy
Game in which you slap each other with spatulas. From Cards Against Humanity.
Funny Advice
29. Don’t Eat Something if You’re Allergic to It, Especially if That Something is Cats
See also Cats.
