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Funny Anti-Jokes

21. What Did One Ant Say to the Other Ant?

Nothing, ants communicate by pheromones, not speech.

Added by a Guest on August 30, 2026| 35 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

23. Jellied Eels

A traditional English dish of chopped eels covered in their own gelatinous stock, because apparently soup needed a wiggle. See also English.

Added by a Guest on August 25, 2026| 17 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

25. Aztec Death Whistle

Perfect instrument for your next local wedding!

Added by a Guest on August 20, 2026| 31 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

26. Buddha Jumps over the Wall

A very rich, Chinese soup that gets its name from a legend that the smell is so good that even a strictly vegetarian monk will jump over a wall to eat it. See also Chinese, Soups.

Added by a Guest on August 19, 2026| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

27. How Do Kiwis Lay Eggs?

They don’t. They’re fruit. See also New Zealand.

Added by a Guest on August 19, 2026| 35 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

28. Sulopopoloialophobia

The fear of waxed, lightly weathered, cut copper stairs. See also Minecraft.

Added by a Guest on August 13, 2026| 31 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

29. The No-Hole Flute

Otherwise know as a drumstick.

Added by a Guest on August 10, 2026| 52 Comments | You Like This |

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