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Funny Dances

21. The Sweater Turtle

Put your knees in your oversized sweater and hop.

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Funny Observations

22. If You Step on a Person’s Foot, They Open Their Mouth

Just like trash cans. See also Garbage.

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Funny Euphemisms

26. Bippityboppityheartstoppity

Also known as a heart attack.

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Funny Euphemisms

27. Horse Tornado

Also known as a merry-go-round. See also Horses.

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Funny Questions

29. Why Do Bananas Use Sunscreen?

Because they peel very easily. See also Fruits.

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Funny Questions

30. What's a Ghost's Favorite Berry?

A boo-nana. Because blueberries aren't actually berries but bananas are. See also Halloween.

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