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Funny Insults

21. Snorflebump

Someone who laughs before the joke is even told. See also Made Up.

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Funny Phrases

22. I Sneezed With Great Fury, Therefore the Throne is Rightfully Mine

See also Royalty.

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Funny Words

23. Wigglethorpe

A dignified person who cannot sit still. See also Made Up.

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Funny Words

24. Blunderflump

The sound your dignity makes when you trip over absolutely nothing. See also Made Up.

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Funny Words

25. Grumbleflap

The noise you make when standing up after sitting too long. See also Made Up.

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Funny Insults

26. You Didn’t Lower the Bar…

You buried it and planted flowers on top.

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Funny Words

27. Hootenanny

A party involving banjos and confusion.

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Funny Questions

28. Why is Pizza Spelled Pizza When It Should be Petesa?

See also Pizza.

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Funny Quotes

29. “You talk to God, you’re religious. God talks to you, you’re psychotic.”

―Dr. Gregory House See also Religion.

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Funny T-Shirts

30. I Didn’t Know What to Wear So I Put on This Shirt Shop

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