Guest Entries

Funny Words

21. Zenzizenzizenic

The 8th power of something. See also Math.

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Funny Euphemisms

22. Angry Water

Also known as Soda.

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Funny Insults

23. You Look Like You Eat Hair

And swallow.

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Funny Phrases

24. Snoot Boop

Also known as a tap on the nose. See also Dogs.

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Funny Advice

25. One Fart at a Time

Don’t let it all out at once, but neither keep it all in. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Things to Do

26. Stare at people. Full-on eye contact. No remorse.

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Funny Insults

27. Your Mom’s So Slow, She Took Nine Months to Make a Joke

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Funny Questions

28. Why Did the Hipster Burn His Tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Funny Observations

29. Potatoes are Rocks, but Edible

See also Potatoes, Rocks.

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Funny Jobs

30. Liberty Nose Cleaner

Enters the Statue of Liberty to clean the nostrils.

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