Guest Entries
Funny Animals
21. Ribbon Seal
First off, it's a seal, which is awesome. But it looks like some kind of chocolate swirl cake.
Funny Animals
24. Squanderbeast
A noble animal that exists only on Sundays, and only to undo everything you accomplished by Saturday. It does not maul. It simply sits on the to-do list until the list gives up. Native to the couch. Cannot be photographed, only suspected. The natural predator of momentum. See also Made Up, Procrastination.
Funny Things to Do
26. Slappy Spatchy
Game in which you slap each other with spatulas. From Cards Against Humanity.
Funny Advice
28. Don’t Eat Something if You’re Allergic to It, Especially if That Something is Cats
See also Cats.
