Guest Entries

Funny Things to Do

21. Stealing a Jetpack, Then Running Away

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Funny Euphemisms

22. Edible Rock

Also known as a potato. See also Rocks, Vegetables.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

23. What do you call a rock that tells jokes?

A funny rock. See also Rocks.

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Funny Quotes

24. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”

―Robert Frost See also Work.

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Funny Quotes

25. “I’d walk through fire for you. Well, not fire, because it’s dangerous.”

I’d walk through a very humid room for you. But not too humid because, you know, my hair. See also Fire, Hair.

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Funny Words

26. Purzelbaum

Deutsch for “tumble tree,” every German child knows all about this one. It may sound like it’s part of the plant kingdom, but a Purzelbaum actually describes a somersault on the ground, often finishing in the dirt and resulting in dirty knees. See also German.

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Funny Products

27. Grammerly

An annoying app that interrupts your typing and tries to change the word “your” to “you are.” The ads feature smiling, laughing people, but I think they’re just looking at cat memes, not using Grammerly. See also Grammar, Internet, Technology.

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Funny Advice

28. You Don’t Need a Parachute to Go Skydiving

You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice. See also Skydiving.

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Funny Instruments

29. Doorbell Dong Plus Dog Barking

Beautiful music when I’m unmuted on a call. See also Dogs.

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Funny Quotes

30. “Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner over the driveway just to ensure that the neighbors never talk to me.”

―Janis Ian

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