Guest Entries

Funny Words

21. Farticipation

The act of participating in a farting contest. See also Flatulence, Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

22. What Do You Call a Clown Falling Down the Stairs?

An ambulance.

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Funny Questions

23. If I Carry You and You Carry Me, Will We Be Flying?

No really, think about it.

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Funny Things to Do

24. Stealing Your Roommates Towel While They’re Showering

Funny Instruments

25. Carrot Slide Whistle

Perfect for a healthy snack after your band concert. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Books

26. The Cat Who Solved Three Murders Shop

By by L.T. Shearer. Meanwhile, I can’t get my cat to solve even one. See also Cats, Murder.

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Funny Euphemisms

27. Foot Wrists

Also known as ankles. See also Body.

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Funny Nicknames

28. Child 1

Funny Sayings

29. Children Are Like Farts

Your own are just about bearable, but everyone else’s are horrendous. See also Children, Flatulence.

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Funny People

30. Götz von Berlichingen

Götz of the Iron Hand. Known for being the first person to write the quote “he can kiss my ass” on a play script.
Also, he had an iron hand. Kept writing and fighting with it. See also German.

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