Guest Entries

Funny Animals

11. Squanderbeast

A noble animal that exists only on Sundays, and only to undo everything you accomplished by Saturday. It does not maul. It simply sits on the to-do list until the list gives up. Native to the couch. Cannot be photographed, only suspected. The natural predator of momentum. See also Made Up, Procrastination.

Added by a Guest on June 20, 2026| 1 Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

12. Aha Ha

An actual species of wasp. See also Insects.

Added by a Guest on June 17, 2026| 2 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

13. Slappy Spatchy

Game in which you slap each other with spatulas. From Cards Against Humanity.

Added by a Guest on June 17, 2026| 1 Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

14. Darkle

The opposite of sparkle. See also Made Up.

Added by a Guest on June 17, 2026| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

15. Don’t Eat Something if You’re Allergic to It, Especially if That Something is Cats

See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on June 16, 2026| 2 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

16. How Do Penguins Fly?

On an airplane.

Added by a Guest on June 16, 2026| 2 Comments | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

17. Mommy Short Legs

The opposite of Dady Long Legs.

Added by a Guest on June 16, 2026| 2 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny T-Shirts

18. Dear Person Behind Me, the World is a Better Place with You in It. Shop

Love, the Person in Front of You

Added by a Guest on June 12, 2026| 2 Comments | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

19. The Happiest You’ve Ever Been to Immediate Depression in Ten Minutes

Also known as Sunday night.

Added by a Guest on June 10, 2026| 1 Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

20. You Look Like The Sort Of Person Who, When Someone Asks You What You Are Doing, Instead Of Saying ‘Nothing,’ You Say “Everything’

Added by a Guest on June 10, 2026| 1 Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike