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Funny Nicknames

11. Fart Gremlin

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Funny Observations

12. If You Like This Inherently Funny Entry, You Will Raise the Like Count by 1.

Hmm... let's see if that happens... See also Like This.

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Funny Phobias

13. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

the fear of long words See also Ironic.

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Funny Phobias

14. Italreadyhappeneddealwithityoustillhavetill2020

See also Made Up.

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Funny Phobias

15. Italreadyhappeneddealwithitandyoustillhavetill2020

The fear of Supernatural ending See also Made Up.

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Funny Quotes

16. "Noot Noot"

-Pengu, featured on "Greatest Quotes of the Twenty-First Century" See also Penguins.

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Funny Quotes

17. "AUUUUAGAUUGUGGUGAAHGGHHHHH".

-Chewbacca See also Star Wars, Wookie.

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Funny Quotes

18. "I'm Not the Brightest Knife in the Drawer"

Attributed to my Mom, on how she doesn't function well in the morning. She said this in the morning.

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Funny Sayings

19. When God Closes a Door, God Opens a Window, then God Cracks a Few Knuckles, then God Kicks a Pine Cone Up the Sidewalk. God Also Chews a Whole Bunch of Gum. God Recently Quit Smoking, and is Really Fidgety

This is a commonly used saying in America used all of the time, specifically in the southern town of Night Vale. See also God, Night Vale.

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Funny Advice

20. Procrastinate the Thoughts That Procrastinate You. That Way, You Won't be Uncomfortable About Stopping Procrastination, but You Won't Actually Do It

Apply until desired results. See also Procrastination.

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