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Funny Words

11. Firkytoodle

To caress one’s lover. Seriously. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

12. You Look Like You Apologize to Tables After Bumping into Them

I do this.

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Funny Animals

13. Nice Cats

If you find one, buy a lottery ticket immediately. See also Cats.

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Funny Words

14. Enfanification

To turn something into a fan. See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

15. What Do You Call a Slow Turtle?

A turtle. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Insults

16. Your Mom is So Fat That Her Belt Size is Equator

See also Geography, Obesity.

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Funny Nicknames

18. Shrimp Daddy

Lil Wayne’s original rap name. See also Rapper.

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Funny Euphemisms

19. Emotional Support Juice

Also known as wine. See also Alcohol, Wine.

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Funny Sayings

20. You Can’t Fold Soup, But You Can Try

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