Guest Entries

Funny Things to Do

11. Putting Skittles and M&Ms in a Bowl Together

Keep them on their toes. See also Candy, Pranks.

Added by a Guest on July 8, 2026| 39 Comments | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

12. Do Not Use a Megaphone Underwater

The sound waves will freeze from the cold, turn into heavy bricks of pure noise, and sink straight down to crush the local crab population’s tiny houses.

Added by a Guest on July 6, 2026| 10 Comments | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Instruments

13. Squeaking Balloon

Pinch the nozzle and release air for annoying squeaking sound. See also Annoying.

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Funny Sayings

14. You’re Welkie

For when you don’t have time to say the full word. See also Cringe.

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Funny Toys

15. Cabbage Patch “Snack Time” Kids

Toys that got recalled in 1997 because they’d eat your hair. See also Dolls.

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Funny Instruments

16. Empty Glass Bottle

Sounds like a foghorn when you blow over the lip; typically used to annoy adults. See also Annoying.

Added by a Guest on July 5, 2026| 1 Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

17. If You’re Sweating in a Sweater, You’re the Sweater

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Funny Insults

18. You Look Like You Keep Your Batteries in the Refrigerator

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Funny Insults

19. Bark Clearer, I Can’t Understand You

Woof.

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Funny Insults

20. You Have the Confidence of a Much Taller Man

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