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Funny Questions

11. Why Did the Hipster Burn His Tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Funny Observations

12. Potatoes are Rocks, but Edible

See also Potatoes, Rocks.

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Funny Jobs

13. Liberty Nose Cleaner

Enters the Statue of Liberty to clean the nostrils.

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Funny Quotes

14. “You Shall Not Pass!”

―Dumbledore from Star Trek See also Star Wars.

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Funny Names

15. K8lyn

Cooler form of Kaitlyn.

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Funny Instruments

17. Slidey Zither

Stretch rubber bands on a long box, then add a cylindrical thin object. Roll the cylindrical object and pluck the rubber band to play a tune. Also known as a Tremoloa. See also Hawaii.

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Funny Advice

18. Never Follow in Anyone’s Footsteps

Unless you’re lost in the woods and you see a trail. Then definitely follow those.

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Funny Toys

19. Baby Laugh A-Lot

A doll with a notoriously loud, intense, and unsettling laugh. See also 70's, Dolls.

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Funny Euphemisms

20. The Middle Stage Between a Rabbit and a Kangaroo

Also known as a hare.

Added by a Guest on January 18, 2026| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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