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Funny Instruments

11. Squeaking Balloon

Pinch the nozzle and release air for annoying squeaking sound. See also Annoying.

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Funny Sayings

12. You’re Welkie

For when you don’t have time to say the full word. See also Cringe.

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Funny Toys

13. Cabbage Patch “Snack Time” Kids

Toys that got recalled in 1997 because they’d eat your hair. See also Dolls.

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Funny Instruments

14. Empty Glass Bottle

Sounds like a foghorn when you blow over the lip; typically used to annoy adults. See also Annoying.

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Funny Observations

15. If You’re Sweating in a Sweater, You’re the Sweater

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Funny Insults

16. You Look Like You Keep Your Batteries in the Refrigerator

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Funny Insults

17. Bark Clearer, I Can’t Understand You

Woof.

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Funny Insults

18. You Have the Confidence of a Much Taller Man

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Funny Books

19. Abbie Bing Bong’s Big, Beautiful Book of Animal Bottoms Shop

Abbie's got an obsession.

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Funny Names

20. Cheese Burger the Horse

An Australian thoroughbred. See also Horses.

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