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Funny Sayings

71. If you run in front of a car you get tired. If you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Dad jokes to tell you dad. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Advice

72. If You Can’t Eat It, Pee on it and Walk Away

So says the dog. See also Dogs.

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Funny Words

73. Zenzizenzizenic

The 8th power of something. See also Math.

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Funny Euphemisms

74. Angry Water

Also known as Soda.

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Funny Insults

75. You Look Like You Eat Hair

And swallow.

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Funny Phrases

76. Snoot Boop

Also known as a tap on the nose. See also Dogs.

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Funny Advice

77. One Fart at a Time

Don’t let it all out at once, but neither keep it all in. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Things to Do

78. Stare at people. Full-on eye contact. No remorse.

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Funny Insults

79. Your Mom’s So Slow, She Took Nine Months to Make a Joke

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Funny Questions

80. Why Did the Hipster Burn His Tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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