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Funny Animals

71. Helpful Geese

If one ever assists you instead of attacking, you have been chosen. See also Birds.

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Funny Insults

72. Snorflebump

Someone who laughs before the joke is even told. See also Made Up.

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Funny Phrases

73. I Sneezed With Great Fury, Therefore the Throne is Rightfully Mine

See also Royalty.

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Funny Words

74. Blunderflump

The sound your dignity makes when you trip over absolutely nothing. See also Made Up.

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Funny Words

75. Grumbleflap

The noise you make when standing up after sitting too long. See also Made Up.

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Funny Words

76. Wigglethorpe

A dignified person who cannot sit still. See also Made Up.

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Funny Insults

77. You Didn’t Lower the Bar…

You buried it and planted flowers on top.

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Funny Words

78. Hootenanny

A party involving banjos and confusion.

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Funny Questions

79. Why is Pizza Spelled Pizza When It Should be Petesa?

See also Pizza.

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Funny Quotes

80. “You talk to God, you’re religious. God talks to you, you’re psychotic.”

―Dr. Gregory House See also Religion.

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