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Funny Euphemisms

71. Divorced Scissors

Also known as a knife. See also Cutlery.

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Funny Animals

72. Great Potoo

Search it up. See also Birds.

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Funny Observations

73. There Are Only Two Days in Your Life That Aren’t Twenty-Four Hours

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Funny Sayings

74. In Terms of Money, We Have No Money

See also Money.

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Funny Things to Do

75. Punching Wildly When You Get Soap in Your Eyes

So the monster doesn’t get you. See also Hygiene.

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Funny Advice

76. If You Want to be Good at Something, First Point and Laugh at Someones Who’s Bad at It

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Funny Insults

77. You Look Like You Would Say “Clear” When Someone Asks You Your Favorite Color

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Funny Diseases

78. Garyxia

Like dyslexia, but instead you can’t say Gary. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

79. Any Machine Can be a Smoke Machine if You Operate It Wrong Enough

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Funny Quotes

80. “Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2,000 of something.”

―Mitch Hedberg

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