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Funny Insults

71. You Look Like Someone Who Would be Looking for Their Phone in the Dark with Their Phone

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Funny Insults

72. You Look Like You Buy Seedless Grapes, then Hold Them up to the Light to Look for Seeds

See also Fruits.

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Funny Insults

73. You Look Like You Miss the Turn Lane Every Time and Have to Cut Across Traffic

See also Cars.

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Funny Observations

74. Water is Reverse Poison

It kills you if you don’t drink it. See also Water.

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Funny Jobs

75. Mathemagician

Like a magician, but instead of magic tricks they do math. See also Math, Nerds.

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Funny Books

76. Why Paint Cats: The Ethics of Feline Aesthetics Shop

Indeed, why paint cats? See also Cats.

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Funny Jobs

77. Legger

From the middle ages. Involved putting your feet on the sides of a tunnel while lying on a boat and use your legs to move to boat.

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Funny Things to Do

78. Splitting Your Pants

It’s a classic. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

79. You Look Like You Have an Obscure Favorite Color

Oh, periwinkle, aren’t you special?

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Funny Sayings

80. Something borrowed, something blue. Something woolen so you’re itchy too.

See also Weddings.

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