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Funny Quotes

71. Wait, where’d all my money go?

“Oh yeah, I’m riding it.”
? Me on My $5,000 Horse See also Horses, Money.

Added by a Guest on May 23, 2021| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

72. School is the Worst Job

I don't get paid enough for this rubbish. See also Schools.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

73. What does a dog say on New Years Eve?

Woof. See also Dogs, Holidays.

Added by a Guest on May 17, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

74. James Garfield

Imagine being named after a fictional cat. See also Cats, Presidents.

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Funny Clothes

75. Fingerless Gloves

Useful if your palms are cold. See also Winter.

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Funny Insults

76. Agyilag Zokni

Hungarian for “Mentally, you are a sock.” See also Hungarian, Socks.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

77. What’s Wet and Can Fly?

A wet bird. See also Birds, Water.

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Funny Insults

78. May the Devil Make a Ladder of Your Backbone While Picking Apples in the Garden of Hell

A traditional Irish curse. See also Irish.

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Funny Euphemisms

79. A Strange Man in Underwear

Also known as a superhero. See also Comics.

Added by a Guest on May 10, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

80. Pantless Mike

I always wanted to name my dog “Pantless Mike,” but I never ended up getting a dog because I’m poor and in debt. See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on May 10, 2021| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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