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Funny Things to Do

71. You and Four Friends Dressing Up as Pac-man and the Ghosts and Then Playing Tag in a Public Park

Funny Euphemisms

72. TV Static

Also know as mineral water. See also Water.

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Funny Things to Do

73. Making Your Friends Scared of the Word “Pickle’ by Saying “Pickle” Before Hitting Them with Random Objects

Funny Foods

74. Wash Your Sister Sauce

Easier to say than Worcestershire. See also Condiments.

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Funny Observations

75. Somewhere in the World, There’s a Tree Whose Wood Became a Pencil That Wrote a Poem About Trees

Circle of life. See also Poetry, Trees.

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Funny Animals

76. Helpful Geese

If one ever assists you instead of attacking, you have been chosen. See also Birds.

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Funny Insults

77. Snorflebump

Someone who laughs before the joke is even told. See also Made Up.

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Funny Phrases

78. I Sneezed With Great Fury, Therefore the Throne is Rightfully Mine

Funny Words

79. Wigglethorpe

A dignified person who cannot sit still. See also Made Up.

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Funny Words

80. Grumbleflap

The noise you make when standing up after sitting too long. See also Made Up.

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