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Funny Names

71. Qwertyuiop Asdfghjkl Yxcvbnm

The inventor of the keyboard.

Added by a Guest on October 19, 2024| 2 Comments | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

72. “Yeah, No.”

―My Wi-Fi when I'm trying to play Fortnite See also Internet.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

73. What Do You Call a Burrito with No Filling?

A tortilla.

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Funny Insults

74. Between You and Me, One of Us is Smarter than You

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Funny Observations

75. A Bed is a Wireless Charger for a Human

See also Sleep.

Added by a Guest on October 16, 2024| 4 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

76. Spitting Out All the Watermelon Seeds at Once Like a Machine Gun

A summer classic.

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Funny Dances

77. The Vomiting Dolphin

Basically a seizure.

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Funny Insults

78. You Give off Wet Sock Vibes

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Funny Observations

79. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators

Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.

Added by a Guest on October 11, 2024| 7 Comments | 43 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

80. The Horngus of a Dongfish

Attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack. See also Sophomoric.

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