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Funny Quotes

111. “Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2,000 of something.”

―Mitch Hedberg

Added by a Guest on September 30, 2025| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

112. I’m Not Procrastinating, I’m Doing Side Quests

See also Video Games.

Added by a Guest on September 29, 2025| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Toys

113. Gotta Go Flamingo Shop

A pooping, singing, sherbert-colored flamingo. See also Birds, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on September 28, 2025| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

114. The Naked Man Fears No Pickpocket

See also Crime, Nudity.

Added by a Guest on September 27, 2025| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

115. Kate and Duplikate

Perfect names for twins.

Added by a Guest on September 21, 2025| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Books

116. Farenheit 221

Instead of paper, it’s Legos... See also Literature, Made Up.

Added by a Guest on September 18, 2025| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

118. Why is 69 Afraid of 70?

Because they once dad a fight and 71.

Added by a Guest on September 13, 2025| 17 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

119. Synonym Rolls

Just like how Grammar used to make it. Yum. See also Puns.

Added by a Guest on September 11, 2025| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

120. At the End of the Day… It’s Night

Added by a Guest on September 10, 2025| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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