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Funny Animals

112. Helpful Geese

If one ever assists you instead of attacking, you have been chosen. See also Birds.

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Funny Insults

113. Snorflebump

Someone who laughs before the joke is even told. See also Made Up.

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Funny Words

115. Blunderflump

The sound your dignity makes when you trip over absolutely nothing. See also Made Up.

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Funny Words

116. Grumbleflap

The noise you make when standing up after sitting too long. See also Made Up.

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Funny Words

117. Wigglethorpe

A dignified person who cannot sit still. See also Made Up.

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Funny Insults

118. You Didn’t Lower the Bar…

You buried it and planted flowers on top.

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Funny Words

119. Hootenanny

A party involving banjos and confusion.

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Funny Questions

120. Why is Pizza Spelled Pizza When It Should be Petesa?

See also Pizza.

Added by a Guest on May 18, 2026| 12 Comments | You Like This |

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