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Funny Observations

141. 100% of Divorces are Caused by Marriage

See also Marriage.

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Funny Observations

142. No one bats an eye when someone kills an ant.

But when an ant kills someone… See also Insects.

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Funny Things to Do

143. Eating a Burrito Sideways

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Funny Questions

144. Why did you eat your baby?

My friend’s 3-year old, when I was pregnant. See also Pregnancy.

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Funny Euphemisms

145. Tactical Assault Anteater

Also known as a pangolin.

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Funny Observations

146. Embalming is the Final Spa Day

See also Death.

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Funny Quotes

147. “Kkkssssssssssssss”

―Scissors when you get that perfect angle

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Funny Quotes

148. “MMMMMMMMMMM… Beep!”

―Microwave See also Appliances.

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Funny Things to Do

149. Riding a Horse Through the Car Wash

See also Horses.

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Funny Things to Do

150. Going to the Bookstore and Asking to Check out Books

See also Pranks.

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