Guest Entries

Funny Instruments

141. The Unstrument

When you play it, all sound stops.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

142. What Do You Call a Potato That's Upside Down?

A potato. See also Potato.

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Funny Euphemisms

143. Meet Your Maker

Also known as giving your mom a visit. See also Death, Parents.

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Funny Nicknames

144. Short King III

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Funny Phobias

145. Hyperdactiliophobia

The fear of too many fingers.

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Funny Observations

146. Engraving Lovers’ Names on a Tree is Weird; Why Are People Taking Knives on Dates?

See also Love, Weapons.

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Funny Words

147. Fortissississimo

As loud as possible. See also Italian, Music.

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Funny Observations

148. You Will Last a Lifetime

Because no matter how long you live, you have lasted the length of your lifetime.

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Funny Phrases

149. Hakuna Matoddler

It means no relaxing for the rest of your days. See also Children.

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Funny Sayings

150. A thief broke into my house and stole all my lamps. I should be angry, but I am de-lighted.

See also Dad Jokes.

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