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Funny Advice

141. One Fart at a Time

Don’t let it all out at once, but neither keep it all in. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Things to Do

142. Stare at people. Full-on eye contact. No remorse.

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Funny Insults

143. Your Mom’s So Slow, She Took Nine Months to Make a Joke

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Funny Questions

144. Why Did the Hipster Burn His Tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Funny Observations

145. Potatoes are Rocks, but Edible

See also Potatoes, Rocks.

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Funny Jobs

146. Liberty Nose Cleaner

Enters the Statue of Liberty to clean the nostrils.

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Funny Quotes

147. “You Shall Not Pass!”

―Dumbledore from Star Trek See also Star Wars.

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Funny Names

148. K8lyn

Cooler form of Kaitlyn.

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Funny Questions

149. If we can’t see air but we can see water, can fish see air but can’t see water?

See also Fish.

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Funny Instruments

150. Slidey Zither

Stretch rubber bands on a long box, then add a cylindrical thin object. Roll the cylindrical object and pluck the rubber band to play a tune. Also known as a Tremoloa. See also Hawaii.

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