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Funny Insults

141. You Look Like You Apologize to Tables After Bumping into Them

I do this.

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Funny Animals

142. Nice Cats

If you find one, buy a lottery ticket immediately. See also Cats.

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Funny Words

143. Enfanification

To turn something into a fan. See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

144. What Do You Call a Slow Turtle?

A turtle. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Insults

145. Your Mom is So Fat That Her Belt Size is Equator

See also Geography, Obesity.

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Funny Nicknames

147. Shrimp Daddy

Lil Wayne’s original rap name. See also Rapper.

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Funny Euphemisms

148. Emotional Support Juice

Also known as wine. See also Alcohol, Wine.

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Funny Sayings

149. You Can’t Fold Soup, But You Can Try

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Funny Words

150. Jargogle

To confuse or mix things up.

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