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Funny Quotes

171. “Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.”

―Bill Murray

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Funny Words

172. Schnapsidee

German for ideas and plans so ludicrous that they must have been conceived while drunk. See also Alcohol, German.

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Funny Insults

173. You Look Like You Wiggle Your Fingers and Say, “I’ve Been Good This Week” when You See a Donut

See also Donuts.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

174. How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and humorless. See also German.

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Funny Questions

175. If three out of ten people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the other seven enjoy it?

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Funny Questions

176. What do you call a person that sews quickly?

Tailor Swift.

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Funny Insults

177. You Look Like You Write the Letter “S” from the Bottom Up

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Funny Clothes

178. The Rest of Crocs

Just dots on your feet. See also Shoes.

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Funny Insults

179. You Look Like You Eat Cream of Wheat Voluntarily

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Funny Sayings

180. I Always Arrive Late at the Office, but I Make Up for It by Leaving Early

See also Lazy, Office, Work.

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