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Funny Euphemisms

211. Wooden Onsie

Also known as a coffin. See also Death.

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Funny Instruments

212. Pen and Table

Especially when you really need to study.

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Funny Insults

213. You Look Like You Shop at Airports

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Funny Diseases

214. Iron Efficiency

Like an iron deficiency, but you have too much. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

215. If someone is happy on a Monday, they are retired. Trust me.

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Funny Tattoos

216. A Target on Each of Your Knees

Makes it easier when someone tells a good joke. See also Laughter.

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Funny Insults

217. You Look Like You Have an Opinion on Which Glue Brand Tastes Better

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Funny Insults

218. You Look Like You Sing “My Heart Will Go On” in the Shower

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Funny Foods

219. Roast Donald Duck with a Side of Poached Mickey Mouse

See also Disney.

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Funny Insults

220. You’re so Short That You’re the Last One Who Knows it’s Raining

See also Weather.

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