Guest Entries
Funny Songs
211. New Jeans
By K-pop group New Jeans, this song was featured on their album “New Jeans.” I’m starting to notice a pattern🧐
Funny Things to Do
212. Playing “Go Fish“ Against a Literal Fish
You: Fish, do you have the fishing rod?
Fish: Blubbering angrily. See also Fish.
Funny Foods
216. Oatmeal Made with Oat Milk
The vegan equivalent of cooking a calf in its mother’s milk.
Funny Observations
218. You Would Get in the Ocean if There Was a Dead Body Floating out There Somewhere, but You Wouldn’t Dare Get in a Pool with a Corpse
Ratios and expectations.
Funny Instruments
220. Serpent
An instrument from the renaissance period.
“What the devil is that!?”
― Mendelssohn, upon hearing a serpent.
(He would go on to use the instrument in many compositions.) See also Snakes.