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Funny Foods

241. Oatmeal Made with Oat Milk

The vegan equivalent of cooking a calf in its mother’s milk.

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Funny Insults

242. You Look Like You’d Bring 18 People to an 18+ Movie

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Funny Observations

243. You Would Get in the Ocean if There Was a Dead Body Floating out There Somewhere, but You Wouldn’t Dare Get in a Pool with a Corpse

Ratios and expectations.

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Funny Phrases

244. Liar, Liar, Pants Expired

It would suck to have expired pants.

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Funny Instruments

245. Serpent

An instrument from the renaissance period.

“What the devil is that!?”
― Mendelssohn, upon hearing a serpent.

(He would go on to use the instrument in many compositions.) See also Snakes.

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Funny Observations

246. Yogurt: It’s like swallowing a dead rat. Whole.

See also Dairy.

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Funny Books

247. The Adventures of Side Characters

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Funny Animals

248. Jackass Penguins

What did they ever do? We will never know.

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Funny Things to Do

249. Bringing Your Own Stuffed Animal to a Carnival

And carrying it around so people think you’ve won something.

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Funny Insults

250. You’re So Old You Have a Signed Version of the Bible

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