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Funny Names

281. Qwertyuiop Asdfghjkl Yxcvbnm

The inventor of the keyboard.

Added by a Guest on October 19, 2024| 19 Comments | 57 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

282. “Yeah, No.”

―My Wi-Fi when I'm trying to play Fortnite See also Internet.

Added by a Guest on October 19, 2024| 5 Comments | 40 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

283. What Do You Call a Burrito with No Filling?

A tortilla.

Added by a Guest on October 18, 2024| 2 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

284. Between You and Me, One of Us is Smarter than You

Added by a Guest on October 16, 2024| 5 Comments | 73 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

285. A Bed is a Wireless Charger for a Human

See also Sleep.

Added by a Guest on October 16, 2024| 5 Comments | 45 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

286. Spitting Out All the Watermelon Seeds at Once Like a Machine Gun

A summer classic.

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Funny Dances

287. The Vomiting Dolphin

Basically a seizure.

Added by a Guest on October 15, 2024| 2 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

288. You Give off Wet Sock Vibes

Added by a Guest on October 15, 2024| 2 Comments | 77 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

289. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators

Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.

Added by a Guest on October 11, 2024| 9 Comments | 61 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

290. The Horngus of a Dongfish

Attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on October 10, 2024| 1 Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike