Guest Entries

Funny Dances

321. The Vomiting Dolphin

Basically a seizure.

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Funny Insults

322. You Give off Wet Sock Vibes

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Funny Observations

323. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators

Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.

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Funny Things

324. The Horngus of a Dongfish

Attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on October 10, 2024| 1 Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

325. Pickapeppa Sauce

The Jamaican condiment that makes everything Better. To open a bottle is to enjoy an immediate aroma of cane vinegar and cloves. See also Condiments.

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Funny Insults

326. You are a Mean Bean

Not nice rice.

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Funny Observations

327. Lasagna is Just Spaghetti-Flavored Cake

See also Pasta.

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Funny Insults

328. If I Left You Alone with Water You’d Somehow Set It on Fire

See also Fire, Water.

Added by a Guest on October 4, 2024| 11 Comments | 125 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

329. Flatulence

When they tried to make “fart” less funny.

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Funny Insults

330. You Look Like You Cut Your Sandwiches into Rectangles

Sorry, but triangles are superior. See also Sandwiches.

Added by a Guest on October 3, 2024| 5 Comments | 70 people like this You Like This | Unlike