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Funny Things to Do

351. Falling in a Muddy River, Taking Your Socks off to Dry, Getting a Splinter from Walking Barefoot, and then Having to Walk a Mile Back to Your Car in Wet Socks

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Funny Books

352. Harry Potter and the Normal Year of School

Harry needs a year without drama. See also Harry Potter, Made Up.

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Funny Insults

353. You Look Like You Go to Bed Without Showering After Working Out

See also Exercise, Hygiene.

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Funny Insults

354. You Look Like You Steal Babies and Turn Them into Goblins at the Center of a Maze

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Funny Observations

355. Every Bookmark That Costs More Than a Dollar is a Waste of Money—Just Use the Dollar

See also Books.

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Funny Observations

356. The Fastest Elevators Are the Broken Ones

Assuming that you want to go down. See also Dark.

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Funny Sayings

357. I Used to Play Piano by Ear, But Now I Use My Hands

See also Music.

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Funny Instruments

358. Toenails

They go clickity clack.

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Funny Dances

359. The Sweater Turtle

Put your knees in your oversized sweater and hop.

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Funny Observations

360. If You Step on a Person’s Foot, They Open Their Mouth

Just like trash cans. See also Garbage.

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