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Funny Insults

291. You Look Like You Steal Babies and Turn Them into Goblins at the Center of a Maze

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Funny Observations

292. Every Bookmark That Costs More Than a Dollar is a Waste of Money—Just Use the Dollar

See also Books.

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Funny Observations

293. The Fastest Elevators Are the Broken Ones

Assuming that you want to go down. See also Dark.

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Funny Sayings

294. I Used to Play Piano by Ear, But Now I Use My Hands

See also Music.

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Funny Instruments

295. Toenails

They go clickity clack.

Added by a Guest on November 18, 2024| 4 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Dances

296. The Sweater Turtle

Put your knees in your oversized sweater and hop.

Added by a Guest on November 16, 2024| 1 Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

297. If You Step on a Person’s Foot, They Open Their Mouth

Just like trash cans. See also Garbage.

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Funny Insults

298. You Look Like You Would Say “I Needed This” Under Your Breath After You Laugh for a Long Time With Your Friends

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Funny Advice

299. Never Do Anything You Wouldn’t Want to Explain to the Paramedics

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Funny Advice

300. If You Press the Go Pedal and the Brake at the Same Time, it Doesn’t Take a Screenshot

See also Cars.

Added by a Guest on November 12, 2024| 7 Comments | 100 people like this You Like This | Unlike