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Funny Insults

201. You Look Like You Cut Your Sandwiches into Rectangles

Sorry, but triangles are superior. See also Sandwiches.

Added by a Guest on October 3, 2024| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

203. If You’re Going to Pick Your Nose, Do It with Your Pinky Out

It’s fancier.

Added by a Guest on September 30, 2024| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

204. The Wheel Horse

Also known as a car. See also Cars, Horses.

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Funny Words

205. Bumptious

Self-assertive or proud to an irritating degree. See also Arrogance.

Added by a Guest on September 25, 2024| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

206. You Have Beforehead, Forehead and Afterhead

Added by a Guest on September 24, 2024| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

208. You Look Like You Buy Fiji Water

Fiji water is overpriced. See also Water.

Added by a Guest on September 23, 2024| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

209. Going Upside Down and Kicking the Air

What, you don’t?

Added by a Guest on September 22, 2024| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

210. Basking Shark

Shark with a giant void for a mouth.

Added by a Guest on September 21, 2024| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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