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Funny Products

231. Unscissors

Like scissors, but they seal stuff instead of cutting it. See also Made Up.

Added by a Guest on March 10, 2025| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

232. I’m on a Seafood Diet

When I see food, if it’s fish, I eat it.

Added by a Guest on March 9, 2025| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

233. Thou Darned and Luxurious Mountain Goat

Shakespearean insults are the place to be. (Or not to be.) See also Shakespeare.

Added by a Guest on March 9, 2025| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

234. Spelunk

A word for exploring caves, but also the sound a big rock makes when dropped in water.

Added by a Guest on March 9, 2025| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

236. What Does a Horse Do on a Weekend?

The same as on weekdays, because they don’t work. See also Horses.

Added by a Guest on March 5, 2025| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Tattoos

238. A Tattoo of Your Arm Going Down Your Arm

Cool, another arm for your arm. See also Body.

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Funny Insults

239. You Look Like You Yell at Waiters

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Funny Sayings

240. The Cheese Done Slipped off His Cracker

Added by a Guest on March 2, 2025| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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