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Funny Anti-Jokes

231. I bet you $8326434537461701…

… that you just skipped over the numbers and didn’t even realize I put a letter in there.

And then that you went back to check and realized there was no letter at all.

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Funny Insults

232. You Look Like You Say You're “Just Resting My Eyes” When Someone Tries to Show You Something and You’re Sleeping

We all know you fell asleep. Just admit it. Also you snore. See also Sleep.

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Funny Sayings

233. During the Day I Don’t Believe in Ghosts, but at Night I Become a Little More Open Minded

See also Ghosts.

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Funny Nicknames

234. Big Butt Larry

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Funny Sayings

235. Every Day is Leg Day when You’re Running from Your Problems

My life be like.

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Funny Instruments

236. Tapping Your Foot on the Ground

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Funny Animals

237. Balaeniceps Rex

The scientific name for the shoebill stork. See also Birds, Dinosaurs.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

238. What Food Do Crabs Hate?

Crab cake. See also Seafood.

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Funny Diseases

239. Cowprint Intolerance

It’s like a lactose intolerance, but with anything cowprint, e.g. cowprint pants, cowprint socks, cowprint roofs, etc. See also Made Up.

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Funny Insults

240. “You’re as dumb as Isaac Newton.”

―Albert Einstein See also Science.

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