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Funny Animals

81. Blobby McBlob

A disposable glove filled with water. See also Made Up.

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Funny Quotes

82. “It’s like my Dad always says, ‘Always give a hundred percent, unless you’re donating blood or getting a divorce.’”

―Pitch Perfect 3

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Funny Quotes

83. “Zoinks! It’s the Gay Blade!”

―Shaggy from Scooby-Doo See also Cartoons.

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Funny Advice

84. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for one day. If you feed him to the fishes then he’ll never be hungry again.

Funny Anti-Jokes

85. I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.”

So we stopped playing chess. See also Chess, Games.

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Funny Observations

86. Hyphenated, Non-Hyphenated

The irony. See also Grammar, Irony.

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Funny Places

87. Bacon Level, Alabama

Funny Questions

88. Is a gingerbread man made of his house, or is his house made of him?

Funny Questions

89. Do dogs think in English or barks?

Funny Sayings

90. I before E except…

When your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight beige counterfeit sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. See also Grammar.

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