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Funny Instruments

81. Car Horn

I once heard a guy playing Beethoven on a Mazda. See also Cars.

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Funny Advice

82. If They Talk Behind Your Back… Fart

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Funny Anti-Jokes

83. Did You Know Elephants are from Space?

Me neither.

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Funny Insults

84. You Have the Personality of a USB Cable

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Funny Animals

85. Sharks That Can Climb Stairs

See also Sharks.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

86. I bet you $8326434537461701…

… that you just skipped over the numbers and didn’t even realize I put a letter in there.

And then that you went back to check and realized there was no letter at all.

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Funny Insults

87. You Look Like You Say You're “Just Resting My Eyes” When Someone Tries to Show You Something and You’re Sleeping

We all know you fell asleep. Just admit it. Also you snore. See also Sleep.

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Funny Nicknames

89. Big Butt Larry

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Funny Sayings

90. Every Day is Leg Day when You’re Running from Your Problems

My life be like.

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