Guest Entries

Funny Sayings

81. Every Day is Leg Day when You’re Running from Your Problems

My life be like.

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Funny Instruments

82. Tapping Your Foot on the Ground

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Funny Animals

83. Balaeniceps Rex

The scientific name for the shoebill stork. See also Birds, Dinosaurs.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

84. What Food Do Crabs Hate?

Crab cake. See also Seafood.

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Funny Diseases

85. Cowprint Intolerance

It’s like a lactose intolerance, but with anything cowprint, e.g. cowprint pants, cowprint socks, cowprint roofs, etc. See also Made Up.

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Funny Insults

86. “You’re as dumb as Isaac Newton.”

―Albert Einstein See also Science.

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Funny Nicknames

87. Baldilocks

Ironically bald. See also Hair.

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Funny Insults

88. You Look Like You Put a Pencil in Your Book as a Bookmark, Damaging the Spine

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Funny Euphemisms

89. Lot of Smoke, But No Cannonballs

All farts, no poops. See also Scatological.

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Funny Animals

90. Gekko Gecko

Scientific name for Tokay gecko. See also Reptiles.

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