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82. Fatherly Wrench Passer

Finding a wrench in a toolbox may be one of the most complicated and stressful tasks known to son. When your father has his head under the kitchen sink and you're already holding the flashlight and the toolbox, passing him the wrench is near impossible and can result in complete failure of the task at hand. See also Family.

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Funny Questions

83. Cargo Space?

Car no go space, car go road. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Foods

84. Hamburgrrrrrrr

Gets angry when you try to eat it. See also Made Up, Meat.

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Funny Insults

85. You Look Like the Type of Guy Who Would Bake Bacon

See also Breakfast, Meat.

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Funny Nicknames

88. Stinky Aunt May

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Funny Euphemisms

89. Tactical Possum

Also known as armadillo.

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