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Funny Questions

31. How do I tell my parents I’m adopted?

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Funny Instruments

32. A Butt Tuba

A tuba you can play with your butt. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Words

33. Sozzled

To be very drunk, e.g. “Aunt Jean is sozzled!"

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Funny Sayings

34. A bad limbo player walks into a bar…

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Funny Advice

35. Remember Your Name, You’ll Need It

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Funny Foods

36. Fried Ketchup

See also Condiments.

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Funny Phrases

38. Yo Tengo Un Gato En Mis Pantalones

See also Cats, Pants, Spanish.

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Funny Insults

39. Meinfrieter

Old Norse for Stinkfart. Use in school against people who don't read Rick Riordan. Also, don't let teachers who have read Rick Riordan hear you say it. You can even use it on your teacher if they're being a stinkfart. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Words

40. Saippuakivikauppias

A Finnish palindrome for a traveling salesman who sells caustic soda to the soap industry. See also Finnish, Palindromes.

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