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Funny Insults

31. I Hope It Rains when You’ve Just Straightened Your Hair

Specifically when you’re going somewhere nice.

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Funny Questions

32. What do you call a cave man’s fart?

A blast from the past. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Names

33. “Actually… it’s pronounced ‘Jod’.”

What if God came down to earth and said, “Actually… it’s pronounced ‘Jod’”? See also Religion.

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Funny Nicknames

34. Mary the Fart Fairy

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Insults

35. You are so Boring, the Teacher is More Fun

See also Schools.

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Funny Things to Do

36. Pretending You’re Dead to See if Your Dog Reacts

It won’t. See also Dogs.

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Funny Things to Do

37. Riding Brooms Around Your Block

Bonus points for cackling like a witch.

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Funny Observations

38. The Rio Grande River is Really The Big River River

Who knew? Spanish speakers, that’s who. See also Rivers, Spanish.

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Funny Euphemisms

39. Fiddlesticks

A nice word for any number of bad words.

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Funny Insults

40. I Hope the Power Goes out and You Have to Reset Every Clock in Your House

See also Electricity.

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