Guest Entries

31. Go Hang a Salami, I’m a Lasagna Hog

Reverse it. See also Palindromes.

Added by a Guest on June 21, 2026| 49 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

A noble animal that exists only on Sundays, and only to undo everything you accomplished by Saturday. It does not maul. It simply sits on the to-do list until the list gives up. Native to the couch. Cannot be photographed, only suspected. The natural predator of momentum. See also Made Up, Procrastination.

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Funny Animals

33. Aha Ha

An actual species of wasp. See also Insects.

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Funny Things to Do

34. Slappy Spatchy

Game in which you slap each other with spatulas. From Cards Against Humanity.

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Funny Words

35. Darkle

The opposite of sparkle. See also Made Up.

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Funny Advice

36. Don’t Eat Something if You’re Allergic to It, Especially if That Something is Cats

Funny Anti-Jokes

37. How Do Penguins Fly?

On an airplane.

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Funny Nicknames

38. Mommy Short Legs

The opposite of Dady Long Legs.

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Funny T-Shirts

39. Dear Person Behind Me, the World is a Better Place with You in It. Shop

Love, the Person in Front of You

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Funny Euphemisms

40. The Happiest You’ve Ever Been to Immediate Depression in Ten Minutes

Also known as Sunday night.

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