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Funny Instruments

31. Squeaky the Mouse

Oh wait, sorry, I meant a clarinet played by a sixth-grader.

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Funny Things to Do

32. Sleeping in a Cheese Factory in South Dakota

It’s illegal. See also Dairy.

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Funny Things to Do

33. Asking a Kid to Draw You

If you’re fat your body will be a circle. (If you’re a stick figure, though, you’re fine.)

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Funny Tattoos

34. “You’ll Regret This When You’re Older”

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Funny Questions

35. What’s the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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Funny Euphemisms

36. Battle Unicorn

Also known as a rhinoceros.

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Funny Names

37. Lothar von Trotha

A former German military commander. See also German.

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Funny Phobias

38. Pobia

Fear of digraphs. See also Grammar.

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Funny Insults

39. You’re So Ugly Hello Kitty Said “Goodbye.”

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Funny Movies

40. “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen? More Like fallen asleep in the theater.”

―Orson Welles

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