Guest Entries

Funny Insults

31. Your Mom’s So Slow, She Took Nine Months to Make a Joke

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Funny Questions

32. Why Did the Hipster Burn His Tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Funny Observations

33. Potatoes are Rocks, but Edible

Funny Jobs

34. Liberty Nose Cleaner

Enters the Statue of Liberty to clean the nostrils.

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Funny Quotes

35. “You Shall Not Pass!”

―Dumbledore from Star Trek See also Star Wars.

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Funny Names

36. K8lyn

Cooler form of Kaitlyn.

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Funny Questions

37. If we can’t see air but we can see water, can fish see air but can’t see water?

Funny Instruments

38. Slidey Zither

Stretch rubber bands on a long box, then add a cylindrical thin object. Roll the cylindrical object and pluck the rubber band to play a tune. Also known as a Tremoloa. See also Hawaii.

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Funny Advice

39. Never Follow in Anyone’s Footsteps

Unless you’re lost in the woods and you see a trail. Then definitely follow those.

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Funny Toys

40. Baby Laugh A-Lot

A doll with a notoriously loud, intense, and unsettling laugh. See also 70's, Dolls.

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