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Funny Quotes

31. “You Shall Not Pass!”

―Dumbledore from Star Trek See also Star Wars.

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Funny Names

32. K8lyn

Cooler form of Kaitlyn.

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Funny Questions

33. If we can’t see air but we can see water, can fish see air but can’t see water?

See also Fish.

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Funny Instruments

34. Slidey Zither

Stretch rubber bands on a long box, then add a cylindrical thin object. Roll the cylindrical object and pluck the rubber band to play a tune. Also known as a Tremoloa. See also Hawaii.

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Funny Advice

35. Never Follow in Anyone’s Footsteps

Unless you’re lost in the woods and you see a trail. Then definitely follow those.

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Funny Toys

36. Baby Laugh A-Lot

A doll with a notoriously loud, intense, and unsettling laugh. See also 70's, Dolls.

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Funny Euphemisms

37. The Middle Stage Between a Rabbit and a Kangaroo

Also known as a hare.

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Funny Advice

38. Go to Other People’s Funerals, Otherwise They Won’t Go to Yours

See also Death.

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Funny Euphemisms

39. Spoon With Hair

Also known as a Fork. See also Cutlery.

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Funny Advice

40. Never Put Uranium in Your Cranium

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