Guest Entries

Funny Nicknames

31. Short King III

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Funny Phobias

32. Hyperdactiliophobia

The fear of too many fingers.

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Funny Observations

33. Engraving Lovers’ Names on a Tree is Weird; Why Are People Taking Knives on Dates?

See also Love, Weapons.

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Funny Words

34. Fortissississimo

As loud as possible. See also Italian, Music.

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Funny Observations

35. You Will Last a Lifetime

Because no matter how long you live, you have lasted the length of your lifetime.

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Funny Phrases

36. Hakuna Matoddler

It means no relaxing for the rest of your days. See also Children.

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Funny Sayings

37. A thief broke into my house and stole all my lamps. I should be angry, but I am de-lighted.

See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

38. A Termite Walks into a Bar and Asks, is the Bar Tender Here?

See, because he’s looking for a bar that is tender to eat.

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Funny Words

39. Ultrasuprapropreantepenultimate

Seventh-to-last in a process.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

40. What Do You Call an Elephant with Large Ears?

An elephant.

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