32. Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you get robbed, but the robber hopes that you’re rich.
Go robbers. See also Crime.
Because they’d sneeze if they lived in pepper water. See also Fish.
36. A caterpillar isn't a “cat” or an “er” or a “pillar,” but if you think about it, it does make sense.
Cats are a living organism and pillars are long and the “er” doesn't really make sense, just like a caterpillar. See also Insects.
37. After giving people advice always say, “I'm not sure it works tho” so they can't say it ruined their life.
(I’m not sure it works tho.)
When you walk outside after a heavy rainstorm and wonder… What's that smell? There is actually a word for that. See also Weather.