Funny Animals
Squanderbeast
A noble animal that exists only on Sundays, and only to undo everything you accomplished by Saturday. It does not maul. It simply sits on the to-do list until the list gives up. Native to the couch. Cannot be photographed, only suspected. The natural predator of momentum. See also Made Up, Procrastination.

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BRILLIANT! COME BE MY GOON TO TAKE OVER EARTH! WHY NOT SUMMON ME A SECOND TIME AY?
Bill cipher on June 26, 2026