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11. Making Yourself a Beard with Putty

Or big lips, or a witch nose, or eyebrows. See also Body.

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12. Shrinking to the Size of a Pea and Swimming in a Toilet

See also Bathroom.

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13. Leaning All Your Weight on a Shopping Cart and Gliding Through the Frozen Food Aisle Like a Professional Figure Skater

I am speed and grace.

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14. Navigating Your Dark House at 3AM Using Only Your Bat-like Sonar and the Tiny Light from the Microwave

Mission impossible.

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15. Catching Ghosts Outside

Even spirits need to touch grass. See also Ghosts.

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16. Stare at people. Full-on eye contact. No remorse.

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17. Riding a Lawnmower Across Great Britain

You’re not the first.

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18. Watching YouTube Shorts While Watching a Movie

The attention span of people nowadays…

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19. Showering and Having the Water Run Down Your Fingers Like It’s Shooting out, So Pretending You Have Water Powers

Just me? See also Bathroom.

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20. Punching Wildly When You Get Soap in Your Eyes

So the monster doesn’t get you. See also Hygiene.

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