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Funny Things to Do

71. Get Killed by Thanos

google 'did thanos kill me' and it's the first one
comment on what you get
i was spared, but all my friends were killed
so was I really spared? See also Depression.

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Funny Things to Do

72. When You Have to Do Silent Reading Anywhere, Sneak a Mini Trumpet in and Blow It when Everyone is Engrossed in Their Books

i speak from experience here: it's bloody hilarious

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Funny Clothes

75. Invisibility Cloaks

they (whoever 'they' are) have actually invented them, but strangely, the people to invent them went missing...

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Funny Diseases

76. Noah Syndrome

according to urban dictionary, being addicted to using an outdated meme that only you find funny

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Funny Euphemisms

77. Ocean Unicorn

a narwhal

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Funny Euphemisms

78. Mental Ayslum

a.k.a. a high school See also Schools.

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Funny Foods

79. Batteries

they taste real zesty See also Death.

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Funny Foods

80. Human Souls

taste like chicken, but saltier.

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