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Funny Phrases

91. My Parents Were Married Happily for Eight Months

unfortunately for our household, the marrige went on for four and a half years

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Funny Phrases

92. Peanuts Are Just Edible Wood...

courtesy of my friend hayden

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Funny Products

93. Finger Blasters!

they're awesome. google it. its the first one

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Funny Questions

94. If Gooses Are Geese...

are mooses meese? See also Logic.

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Funny Quotes

95. Carpe Diem

means 'seize the day' in latin
it's the motto of the US Marines Corps, but is also a pretty good Green Day song
It's basically YOLO but for retards

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Funny Things

96. My Name

hehehehehe

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Funny Things

97. Did You Know You Can Do CPR to the Tune of 'Another One Bites the Dust'?

not kidding, you actually can

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Funny Things

98. Scribos

On the 10 commandants, it says 'do not covert thy neighbour's ox' but covert is obviously meant to say cover. so basically the ten commandants possess a scribo. it's like a typo, but with rock-carving See also Logic.

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Funny Things to Do

99. Make Loud, Obnoxious Noises. These Include:

Reeeee-ing loudly
Shouting 'yeet' at completely inappropriate times
Passing gas
Spontaneously combusting
Shouting 'boom!' as you jump backwards onto your back, whilst flipping the bird to everyone in sight (thanks, peter quill)
Screaming for no reason

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Funny TV Shows

100. Odd Squad

i saw this show once on TV and I got really scared about the sanity of the human race

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