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Funny Observations

11. The Moon Landings Were Faked on the Moon

Yeah, I know, crazy, but true. NASA actually sent a bunch of paid actors to the moon to fake the landings. See also Conspiracies.

Added by DarylthePony on May 19, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

12. There Are Actually 2 Moons

The government just painted the second one black

Added by DarylthePony on May 19, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

13. Man

The most sexist word in the English language.
Calling someone a man is very sexist. Women exist too! Men are not the only important people in society! What, you think women can't contribute to society! I think the word man should be removed from the English language to create a more equal and balanced society.

Added by DarylthePony on May 19, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

14. Don't Breathe

Science has proven that 100% of people that breathe die See also Science.

Added by DarylthePony on May 6, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

15. Don Cheadle is Only Don Cheadle Junior

THERE ARE TWO DON CHEADLES IN EXISTENCE

Added by DarylthePony on April 30, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

16. What's the Point in Living when Death is Inevitable?

credit to my depressed friend oral master

Added by DarylthePony on April 25, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

17. Somebody Once Told Me

Please throw a big fridge at me
And then run me over with a bus
And then go grab a spoon
And gouge my eyes out with it
And eat my dead remains
(to the tune of all star, of course)

Added by DarylthePony on March 27, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

18. Battery Acid

nice and ZESTY

Added by DarylthePony on February 28, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Movies

19. I Killed My Lesbian Wife and Hung Her from a Meat Hook and Now I Have a Three Picture Deal with Disney

Actual movie directed by Ben Affleck.

Added by DarylthePony on February 24, 2019| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

20. A Man with No Arms and No Legs Has Committed Armed Robbery and is on the Run

He claims to have 'single-handedly' strangled the bank manager before shooting a worker in the face. He claims it cost him an arm and a leg to get there, and his parents had told him to break a leg.
WTF

Added by DarylthePony on February 18, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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