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Funny Things

31. Don't You Hate It when You're Trying to Walk to School...

and you get a message from your dad saying he's dead

Added by DarylthePony on October 18, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

32. Maths

It says that if you're one in a million, you're still the same as 7,500 people.
It also says that 7,500 people on earth could make a one-in-a-million shot.

Added by DarylthePony on October 18, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

33. Shower Thoughts

they're awesome
if you know what they are, and think there should be a shower thoughts section on this website, like it
and this is to whoever puts stuff in featured: if you agree, put this post in featured

Added by DarylthePony on October 17, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

34. Communism

See also Theoretical.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

36. Where Do Horses Go when They're Sick?

The horsepital.
Just kidding, they get shot See also Horses, Violence.

Added by DarylthePony on October 14, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

37. Sometimes when I Close My Eyes, I Can't See

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Funny Things

40. What if Aliens Actually Did Visit the Earth

They just did it in the Jurassic Period and just met a bunch of large mean lizards and went 'f*** this planet' and never came back

Added by DarylthePony on October 14, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

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