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If Snails Are So Slow, Why Don't We Ever See Them Coming? It's Like... Boom, There's a Snail.

Maybe they're only slow when we're watching...


Added by DarylthePony on October 14, 2018 | You Like This |


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Potato on November 19, 2018

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Weeping angel snail

Lololita on December 4, 2018

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Like a CLOCK!

Carley Foster on February 24, 2019

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Snails are sooo boring. Wait, what, they can teleport?

LapisLazuli on March 25, 2019

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Super snail. You turn around and BAM! SNAIL! The only way to defeat it is to back away while watching it... actually unless you can walk backwards to another country you are doomed. The snail will catch up... It always does.....

Nobody shall know my name on August 13, 2019

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Mr.Goldfishy on February 24, 2020

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I want to like this but there are 69 likes and I can't ruin it.

Guest on April 30, 2020

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That just sounds like SCP-173 with extra steps.

The Rewind Man on September 21, 2021

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