DarylthePony's Entries

Funny Anti-Jokes

51. What's the Last Thing That Goes Through a Bug's Head when It Hits a Windscreen?

it's butt

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Funny Anti-Jokes

52. A Man is Washing His Car with His Son

the son says: "dad, can't you just use a sponge?"
think about it
really think about it

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Funny Anti-Jokes

53. How Do Blonde's Brain Cells Die?

Alone

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Funny Anti-Jokes

54. How Do You Stop a Blonde Tank?

shoot the people pushing it

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Funny Products

55. Imploding Kittens

$19.95, free shipping

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Funny Questions

56. Did You Know That if You Only Say Vowels, when You Say 'speeches' You Will Actually be Saying 'eee'

whoa
mind blown
not sure if this goes in questions, but never mind

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Funny Sayings

57. I'm a Poet and I Didn't Even Realize!

Easy, one-step way to trigger everyone nearby. See also Poetry.

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Funny Sayings

58. I'm a Poet and I Didn't Even Plan to Make It Rhyme when I Was Saying It!

better when said in either an Irish, Welsh or Norfolk accent

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Funny Sayings

59. My Grandpa Has the Heart of a Lion...

... and a lifetime ban from the zoo. See also Zoos.

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Funny Advice

60. Don't Lick the Bowl. Flush It Like a Normal Person

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