Funny Advice
Funny Advice
73. Remember Your Name, You’ll Need It
Funny Advice
74. Count Your Eggs Before They Hatch
That way you’ll know if someone steals one of them. See also Chickens, Eggs.
Funny Advice
75. Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow.
Don’t worry, you’ve got plenty of time. See also Schools.
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Funny Advice
76. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for one day. If you feed him to the fishes then he’ll never be hungry again.
See also Fish.