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71. If she asks for four chicken nuggets, buy ten.

This is how you get and keep a girlfriend. See also Fast Food, Relationships.

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72. Never drink downstream from a cow herd.

Instead, go inside and drink water from the sink. You don’t need to drink water from a stream. What are you doing?
See also Cows.

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73. When You Want to Annoy Someone at Work, Use Air Quotes when Addressing Their Work Title

See also Office, Work.

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74. You Don’t Need a Parachute to Go Skydiving

You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice. See also Skydiving.

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75. If you find a toilet in your dream, don’t use it.

See also Bathroom, Dreams, Scatological.

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76. If you start a phone call with, “My phone is almost dead,” you can hang up at any time.

See also Etiquette, Phones.

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77. Don’t let people treat you like the brown stuff in Lucky Charms…

You are the marshmallows. See also Breakfast.

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78. Count Your Eggs Before They Hatch

Otherwise they’re not eggs anymore.

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79. Keep Your Toes on Your Feet

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80. Jeans Are a Man’s Best Friend

My friend thought he’d be fine meeting his girlfriend in gym shorts… See also Denim.

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