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71. You Don’t Need a Parachute to Go Skydiving

You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice. See also Skydiving.

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72. If you find a toilet in your dream, don’t use it.

See also Bathroom, Dreams, Scatological.

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73. If you start a phone call with, “My phone is almost dead,” you can hang up at any time.

See also Etiquette, Phones.

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74. Don’t let people treat you like the brown stuff in Lucky Charms…

You are the marshmallows. See also Breakfast.

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75. Count Your Eggs Before They Hatch

Otherwise they’re not eggs anymore.

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76. Keep Your Toes on Your Feet

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77. Jeans Are a Man’s Best Friend

My friend thought he’d be fine meeting his girlfriend in gym shorts… See also Denim.

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78. If You Hear Weird Noises in the Night, Simply Make Weirder Noises to Assert Dominance

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79. If someone is being mean and says mean stuff to you say, “Uno reverse card” and then walk away.

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80. After giving people advice always say, “I'm not sure it works tho” so they can't say it ruined their life.

(I’m not sure it works tho.)

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