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71. Are You Nervous? Don't be Nervous.

Thanks, Dad, that clears up everything.

Added by MsKnowItAll on December 22, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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72. If You Can't Wish for More Wishes, then Wish for More Genies

Added by a Guest on November 18, 2019| 17 Comments | You Like This |

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73. If You Ever Want to Know the Time but Don't Have a Watch, Use Your Phone as a Sun Dial

Always works.

Added by a Guest on November 8, 2019| 16 Comments | You Like This |

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74. Never Go to a Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

See also Doctors.

Added by person on November 6, 2019| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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75. If You Are Trying to Get Lucky, Keep Changing Chairs

There's bound to be chewing gum under one of them.

Added by MsKnowItAll on October 31, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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76. Don't Play Fortnite if You Have a Window Behind You and Your Mom is Mowing the Lawn

You will get in trouble. See also Parents, Video Games.

Added by a Guest on September 19, 2019| 16 Comments | You Like This |

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77. Dress Your Kids for School After Their Night Time Bath; Then You Don't Have to Fight Them in the Morning

Then just add breakfast and go! See also Parents, Schools.

Added by MyDogCallsMeWoof on September 6, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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78. "Be Careful" and "Drive Safely"

Good thing someone ALWAYS says these things as I'm leaving an event. I WAS planning on being reckless and irresponsible! Now it's just ruined.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 29, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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79. No Matter What, if It Rhymes It's True, My Dude

This is good advice, and it's nice.

Added by FoolioBurger23 on August 29, 2019| 11 Comments | You Like This |

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