Funny Advice
Funny Advice
72. If You Can't Wish for More Wishes, then Wish for More Genies
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73. If You Ever Want to Know the Time but Don't Have a Watch, Use Your Phone as a Sun Dial
Always works.
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75. If You Are Trying to Get Lucky, Keep Changing Chairs
There's bound to be chewing gum under one of them.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny advice.
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76. Don't Play Fortnite if You Have a Window Behind You and Your Mom is Mowing the Lawn
You will get in trouble. See also Parents, Video Games.
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77. Dress Your Kids for School After Their Night Time Bath; Then You Don't Have to Fight Them in the Morning
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78. "Be Careful" and "Drive Safely"
Good thing someone ALWAYS says these things as I'm leaving an event. I WAS planning on being reckless and irresponsible! Now it's just ruined.
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79. No Matter What, if It Rhymes It's True, My Dude
This is good advice, and it's nice.