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71. Don't Squat with Your Spurs On

See also Western.

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72. When You Need to Borrow Money, Borrow from a Pessimist. He Won't Expect It Back.

I got this from a fortune cookie from Panda Express. See also Chinese.

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74. Buy a Stethoscope

So you can listen to your heart. See also Doctors.

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75. Never Test the Depth of a River with Both Feet

An African proverb. See also African.

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76. Be Yourself. Unless You're a Unicorn. Then be a Unicorn.

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77. Never Do a Whole Job when a Half a Job Will Do

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78. Never Walk by a Pigeon Coup with an Owl in Your Pocket

See also Birds.

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80. Don't Wake the Snake

See also Reptiles.

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