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71. Just Buy Her a Present

Thanks, Emily! I didn't know what to buy my friend, and you're advice has really helped. Thanks a bunch!

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72. Always remember, you can teach a man to fish, but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in each hand.

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73. Don't Worry

Thanks, all my problems have magically vanished.

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74. Don't Open the Window When in Submarine

See also Water.

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75. Never Call Spirits' Names Three Times

In animated cartoons, of course.

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76. Only Date Orphans

This is the only way NOT to have any of their family members bother you later.

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77. When in Doubt, Just Quit Your Job and Become a Pottery Teacher

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78. Don't Suffer from Insanity...

...enjoy every second of it!

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79. Use Your Words

Can I at least say ''violence'' though? See also Violence.

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80. Are You Nervous? Don't be Nervous.

Thanks, Dad, that clears up everything.

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