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71. Bop to the Top

And don't ever stop.

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72. If You Don't Want Someone to Ask You to Do Something Again, Do It Terribly the First Time

Paris Hilton said something like this.

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73. If you are not happy where you are, move. You are not a tree.

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74. The One Who Cries the Hardest Wins the Argument

See also Women.

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75. Never Use Your Favorite Song as an Alarm

You'll start to hate it.

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76. Real Bear Hugs Are Often Fatal

See also Bears.

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77. If You Are Running Low on Laundry, a Bathing Suit Makes Perfectly Acceptable Underwear

Motherly advice from Liz Lemon on 30 Rock. See also Sitcoms.

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79. Bum, Belly, Beak, Bang

Advice on how to take aim at and shoot a pheasant. See also British, Guns, Hunting.

Added by Anthony on November 6, 2014| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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80. Put Some Lotion in Your Motion and Some Glide in Your Slide

A direct quotation from The Fonz from the TV series Happy Days. I've never forgotten it. I use it when giving people advice about dancing. See also 70's, Sitcoms.

Added by NanCanada1 on October 10, 2014| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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