Funny Advice
Funny Advice
71. Don’t let people treat you like the brown stuff in Lucky Charms…
You are the marshmallows. See also Breakfast.
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73. Keep Your Toes on Your Feet
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74. Jeans Are a Man’s Best Friend
My friend thought he’d be fine meeting his girlfriend in gym shorts… See also Denim.
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75. If You Hear Weird Noises in the Night, Simply Make Weirder Noises to Assert Dominance
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny advice.
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76. If someone is being mean and says mean stuff to you say, “Uno reverse card” and then walk away.
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77. After giving people advice always say, “I'm not sure it works tho” so they can't say it ruined their life.
(I’m not sure it works tho.)
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80. To be Sure of Hitting the Target, Shoot First, and Call Whatever You Hit the Target
You’ll always win.