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71. Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow.

Don’t worry, you’ve got plenty of time. See also Schools.

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72. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for one day. If you feed him to the fishes then he’ll never be hungry again.

See also Fish.

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73. If you’re in 12th grade, do not join senior dating sites.

See also Dating, Elderly.

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74. Be Adventurous

But don’t venture into the woods, it have ticks. See also Nature.

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75. Don’t be Mean

It’s not nice.

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76. If Someone Hurts Your Feelings, Tell Them to Hurt Their Own Feelings if They Want to Hurt Someone's Feelings

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77. Oil Floats on Water, So Cover Yourself in Oil, Wait for it to Rain, and Fly

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78. If she asks for four chicken nuggets, buy ten.

This is how you get and keep a girlfriend. See also Fast Food, Relationships.

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79. Never drink downstream from a cow herd.

Instead, go inside and drink water from the sink. You don’t need to drink water from a stream. What are you doing?
See also Cows.

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80. When You Want to Annoy Someone at Work, Use Air Quotes when Addressing Their Work Title

See also Office, Work.

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