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31. Don't Eat Your Turtles Before They Hatch

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32. Kids, don't try this at home. (Try it at your friend's house.)

See also Parents.

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33. Don't Listen to Loud Music While Vacuuming

I did two rooms before I realized the vacuum wasn't on.

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34. Don't Take The Phone, Take The Charger

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35. Be Like a Duck

Paddling and working your ass off underwater, but showing a calm face on the surface. See also Birds.

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36. If You Don’t Have Enough Time in the Morning to Brush Your Teeth, Just Add Toothpaste to Your Food

It may taste bad, but hey, it works.

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37. Unless there is someone there to catch you, the rules are only guidelines.

Steal the car. I believe in you.

Added by Josobeast on February 5, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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38. Drinking Can Cause Memory Loss, or Even Worse, Memory Loss

See also Alcohol.

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39. Be a Caterpillar

Eat a lot. Sleep a lot. Wake up beautiful. See also Insects.

Added by Kristen on January 7, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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