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31. You Can Inflate the the Word Count on Your Essays by Writing the the Word "The" Twice

It's the the oldest trick in the the book, but it works, which is why it's still in the the book. See also Schools.

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32. Don't Give Up Your Dreams

Keep on sleeping. See also Sleep.

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33. Don't Lick the Bowl

Flush it like a normal person. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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34. Don't Yell at Your Kids

Lean in close and whisper, it's much more scarier. See also Kids, Parents.

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35. A Frisbee is NOT a Boomerang

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36. No Cop, No Stop

See also Cars.

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37. Just Because Waffles Are Pancakes With Abs Doesn't Mean Eating Them Gives You Abs

Keep that in mind. See also Breakfast, Fitness.

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38. Don't Half-Ass Two Things, Whole-Ass One Thing

Thank you Ron Swanson.

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39. Don't Grow Up, It's a Trap

See also Adults.

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40. Be a Smart Feller, Not a Fart Smeller

See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

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