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31. No Cop, No Stop

See also Cars.

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32. Just Because Waffles Are Pancakes With Abs Doesn't Mean Eating Them Gives You Abs

Keep that in mind. See also Breakfast, Fitness.

Added by moonsong23 on August 6, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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33. Don't Half-Ass Two Things, Whole-Ass One Thing

Thank you Ron Swanson.

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34. Don't Grow Up, It's a Trap

See also Adults.

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35. Be a Smart Feller, Not a Fart Smeller

See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

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36. Don't Make Decisions Without Eating First

Follow this advice when choosing what to eat.

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37. Never Walk on the Ice with Your Hands in Your Pockets.

Most northerners have learned this the hard way by the age of 5 or 6.

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38. Be Medium

If both being high and being low is bad, what else can you do?

Added by CallMeZero on May 19, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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39. Do NOT Read the Next Sentence.

You little rebel. I like you.

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40. Treat Every Problem as Your Dog Would

If you can't eat it, walk away. See also Dogs.

Added by Tibro on April 19, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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