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31. Count Your Eggs Before They Hatch

That way you’ll know if someone steals one of them. See also Chickens, Eggs.

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32. Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow.

Don’t worry, you’ve got plenty of time. See also Schools.

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33. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for one day. If you feed him to the fishes then he’ll never be hungry again.

See also Fish.

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34. If you’re in 12th grade, do not join senior dating sites.

See also Dating, Elderly.

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35. Be Adventurous

But don’t venture into the woods, it have ticks. See also Nature.

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36. Don’t be Mean

It’s not nice.

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37. If Someone Hurts Your Feelings, Tell Them to Hurt Their Own Feelings if They Want to Hurt Someone's Feelings

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38. Oil Floats on Water, So Cover Yourself in Oil, Wait for it to Rain, and Fly

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39. If she asks for four chicken nuggets, buy ten.

This is how you get and keep a girlfriend. See also Fast Food, Relationships.

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40. Never drink downstream from a cow herd.

Instead, go inside and drink water from the sink. You don’t need to drink water from a stream. What are you doing?
See also Cows.

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