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31. Take your kids to a pumpkin patch and let them pick out the biggest pumpkin. Then make them carry it to the car.

They’ll never ask to go back again.

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32. Carry a Fork With You

If someone tries to rob you, pull it out of your pocket and say, “thank you lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork.

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33. Always Remember that Removing the Vegetables from Your Burger Lowers the Calories

Or just eat well. See also Diets.

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34. If You Want to Look Young and Thin, Hang Around Fat, Old People

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35. If at First You Don't Succeed, Do It the Way Your Wife Told You To

She knows all. See also Marriage.

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36. Don’t Listen to Loud Music in Headphones While Vacuuming

You might just realize when you’re done that the vacuum wasn’t even plugged in. See also Cleaning.

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37. Never Trust an Electrician with No Eyebrows

See also Electricity.

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38. All You Need in Life is Duct Tape and WD-40

Does it move? Is it supposed to? If not, use duct tape.
Does it not move? Is it supposed to? If so, use WD-40.

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39. You Should Always Wait Until the Last Minute to Do School Assignments

Why? Because you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, Schools.

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40. Even if You are Rubbish at Something, Do It

It’s a garbage can, not a garbage can’t. See also Garbage.

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