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31. Don't Worry

Thanks, all my problems have magically vanished.

Added by a Guest on April 23, 2020| 11 Comments | You Like This |

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32. Don't Open the Window When in Submarine

See also Water.

Added by LeMeme on March 13, 2020| 11 Comments | You Like This |

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33. Never Call Spirits' Names Three Times

In animated cartoons, of course.

Added by Yoo-Hoo on March 8, 2020| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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34. Only Date Orphans

This is the only way NOT to have any of their family members bother you later.

Added by MsKnowItAll on February 16, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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35. When in Doubt, Just Quit Your Job and Become a Pottery Teacher

Added by makiixo on January 31, 2020| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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36. Don't Suffer from Insanity...

...enjoy every second of it!

Added by a Guest on January 17, 2020| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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37. Use Your Words

Can I at least say ''violence'' though? See also Violence.

Added by Guesst on January 5, 2020| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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38. Are You Nervous? Don't be Nervous.

Thanks, Dad, that clears up everything.

Added by MsKnowItAll on December 22, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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39. If You Can't Wish for More Wishes, then Wish for More Genies

Added by a Guest on November 18, 2019| 14 Comments | You Like This |

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40. If You Ever Want to Know the Time but Don't Have a Watch, Use Your Phone as a Sun Dial

Always works.

Added by a Guest on November 8, 2019| 15 Comments | You Like This |

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