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81. When You Need to Borrow Money, Borrow from a Pessimist. He Won't Expect It Back.

I got this from a fortune cookie from Panda Express. See also Chinese.

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83. Buy a Stethoscope

So you can listen to your heart. See also Doctors.

Added by Ryan on February 22, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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84. Never Test the Depth of a River with Both Feet

An African proverb. See also African.

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85. Be Yourself. Unless You're a Unicorn. Then be a Unicorn.

Added by a Guest on November 29, 2013| 33 Comments | You Like This |

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86. Never Do a Whole Job when a Half a Job Will Do

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87. Never Walk by a Pigeon Coup with an Owl in Your Pocket

See also Birds.

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89. Don't Wake the Snake

See also Reptiles.

Added by Ryan on January 27, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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90. Save Your Strength

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