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81. Don't Lick the Bowl

Flush it like a normal person. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 21, 2017| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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82. Don't Yell at Your Kids

Lean in close and whisper, it's much more scarier. See also Kids, Parents.

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83. A Frisbee is NOT a Boomerang

Added by awesomeguy21 on August 16, 2017| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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84. No Cop, No Stop

See also Cars.

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85. Just Because Waffles Are Pancakes With Abs Doesn't Mean Eating Them Gives You Abs

Keep that in mind. See also Breakfast, Fitness.

Added by moonsong23 on August 6, 2017| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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86. Don't Half-Ass Two Things, Whole-Ass One Thing

Thank you Ron Swanson.

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87. Don't Grow Up, It's a Trap

See also Adults.

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88. Be a Smart Feller, Not a Fart Smeller

See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on June 14, 2017| 11 Comments | You Like This |

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89. Don't Make Decisions Without Eating First

Follow this advice when choosing what to eat.

Added by a Guest on May 30, 2017| 12 Comments | You Like This |

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90. Never Walk on the Ice with Your Hands in Your Pockets.

Most northerners have learned this the hard way by the age of 5 or 6.

Added by a Guest on May 21, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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