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81. There's a little-known, but foolproof defense against sharks. Sharks will only attack you if you're wet.

See also Dangerous, Sharks.

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82. My father once told me, "Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you."

See also Fathers.

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83. Here's a Bit of Advice for You: Advi.

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84. Blame the Cat

See also Cats, Pets.

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85. Just Buy Her a Present

Thanks, Emily! I didn't know what to buy my friend, and you're advice has really helped. Thanks a bunch!

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86. Always remember, you can teach a man to fish, but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in each hand.

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87. Don't Worry

Thanks, all my problems have magically vanished.

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88. Don't Open the Window When in Submarine

See also Water.

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89. Never Call Spirits' Names Three Times

In animated cartoons, of course.

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90. Only Date Orphans

This is the only way NOT to have any of their family members bother you later.

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