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51. Never Trust an Electrician with No Eyebrows

See also Electricity.

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52. All You Need in Life is Duct Tape and WD-40

Does it move? Is it supposed to? If not, use duct tape.
Does it not move? Is it supposed to? If so, use WD-40.

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53. You Should Always Wait Until the Last Minute to Do School Assignments

Why? Because you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, Schools.

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54. Even if You are Rubbish at Something, Do It

It’s a garbage can, not a garbage can’t. See also Garbage.

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55. It’s Better to Pee in the Sink than Sink in the Pee

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56. If You’re Being Chased, Give the Person Who’s Chasing You a Pair of Scissors Because You Can’t Run With Scissors

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57. It’s the Thought That Counts...

So don’t buy birthday presents, just think about buying them. See also Birthdays.

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58. Talk Classy, Act Nasty

See also The Office.

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59. If You Break Your Bone in Two Places, Don’t Go to Those Places Again

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60. How to Twerk

Step 1: Reconsider.

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