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51. When Wearing Boots, Always Wear Different Color Socks

When your boots come off, it will be funny and you'll always have something to talk about. See also Shoes.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 2, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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53. Don't Eat Your Turtles Before They Hatch

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54. Kids, don't try this at home. (Try it at your friend's house.)

See also Parents.

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55. Don't Listen to Loud Music While Vacuuming

I did two rooms before I realized the vacuum wasn't on.

Added by ahuman on March 24, 2019| 10 Comments | You Like This |

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56. Don't Take The Phone, Take The Charger

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57. Be Like a Duck

Paddling and working your ass off underwater, but showing a calm face on the surface. See also Birds.

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58. If You Don’t Have Enough Time in the Morning to Brush Your Teeth, Just Add Toothpaste to Your Food

It may taste bad, but hey, it works.

Added by a Guest on February 19, 2019| 10 Comments | You Like This |

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59. Unless there is someone there to catch you, the rules are only guidelines.

Steal the car. I believe in you.

Added by Josobeast on February 5, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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60. Drinking Can Cause Memory Loss, or Even Worse, Memory Loss

See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on January 29, 2019| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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