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51. Don’t be Ashamed of Yourself—That’s Your Parents’ Job
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54. Remember Your Name, You’ll Need It
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55. Count Your Eggs Before They Hatch
That way you’ll know if someone steals one of them. See also Chickens, Eggs.
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56. Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow.
Don’t worry, you’ve got plenty of time. See also Schools.
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57. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for one day. If you feed him to the fishes then he’ll never be hungry again.
See also Fish.