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41. You Should Always Wait Until the Last Minute to Do School Assignments

Why? Because you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, Schools.

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42. Even if You are Rubbish at Something, Do It

It’s a garbage can, not a garbage can’t. See also Garbage.

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43. It’s Better to Pee in the Sink than Sink in the Pee

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44. If You’re Being Chased, Give the Person Who’s Chasing You a Pair of Scissors Because You Can’t Run With Scissors

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45. It’s the Thought That Counts...

So don’t buy birthday presents, just think about buying them. See also Birthdays.

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46. Talk Classy, Act Nasty

See also The Office.

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47. If You Break Your Bone in Two Places, Don’t Go to Those Places Again

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48. How to Twerk

Step 1: Reconsider.

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49. If You Ever Need to Bury a Body, Plant Endangered Plants Over the Body So It’s Illegal to Dig Up

Works every time. See also Plants.

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50. The Best Defense Against Somebody Videotaping You is to Blast a Song by an Artist That is Serious About Copyright Infringement

Works every time.

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