Funny Advice

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41. Don't Make Decisions Without Eating First

Follow this advice when choosing what to eat.

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42. Never Walk on the Ice with Your Hands in Your Pockets.

Most northerners have learned this the hard way by the age of 5 or 6.

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43. Be Medium

If both being high and being low is bad, what else can you do?

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44. Do NOT Read the Next Sentence.

You little rebel. I like you.

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45. Treat Every Problem as Your Dog Would

If you can't eat it, walk away. See also Dogs.

Added by Tibro on April 19, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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46. Never Joke with a Kleptomaniac, They Will Take It, Literally.

See also Puns.

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47. Eat Whatever You Want, and if Someone Calls You Fat, Eat Them Too

See also Obesity.

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48. Never Trust an Atom, They Make Up Everything.

See also Science.

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49. If You're Drinking to Forget, Pay in Advance

See also Alcohol.

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50. Whatever You Do, Always Give 100%. Unless You're Donating Blood.

See also Blood.

Added by Evie on January 14, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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