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41. It’s Better to Pee in the Sink than Sink in the Pee
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42. If You’re Being Chased, Give the Person Who’s Chasing You a Pair of Scissors Because You Can’t Run With Scissors
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43. It’s the Thought That Counts...
So don’t buy birthday presents, just think about buying them. See also Birthdays.
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45. If You Break Your Bone in Two Places, Don’t Go to Those Places Again
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny advice?
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47. If You Ever Need to Bury a Body, Plant Endangered Plants Over the Body So It’s Illegal to Dig Up
Works every time. See also Plants.
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48. The Best Defense Against Somebody Videotaping You is to Blast a Song by an Artist That is Serious About Copyright Infringement
Works every time.
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49. Fill Your Heart with Bees, then if Someone Breaks Your Heart, They’ll Have to Deal with the Bees
See also Love.
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50. No matter how nice the hand soap smells, don’t leave the restroom smelling your fingers.
See also Bathroom.