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42. You Don’t Need a Parachute to Go Skydiving

You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice. See also Skydiving.

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43. If you find a toilet in your dream, don’t use it.

See also Bathroom, Dreams, Scatological.

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45. Don’t let people treat you like the brown stuff in Lucky Charms…

You are the marshmallows. See also Breakfast.

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46. Count Your Eggs Before They Hatch

Otherwise they’re not eggs anymore.

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47. Keep Your Toes on Your Feet

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48. Jeans Are a Man’s Best Friend

My friend thought he’d be fine meeting his girlfriend in gym shorts… See also Denim.

Added by a Guest on October 27, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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