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41. Never Go to a Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

See also Doctors.

Added by person on November 6, 2019| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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42. If You Are Trying to Get Lucky, Keep Changing Chairs

There's bound to be chewing gum under one of them.

Added by MsKnowItAll on October 31, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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43. Don't Play Fortnite if You Have a Window Behind You and Your Mom is Mowing the Lawn

You will get in trouble. See also Parents, Video Games.

Added by a Guest on September 19, 2019| 14 Comments | You Like This |

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44. Dress Your Kids for School After Their Night Time Bath; Then You Don't Have to Fight Them in the Morning

Then just add breakfast and go! See also Kids, Parents, Schools.

Added by MyDogCallsMeWoof on September 6, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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45. "Be Careful" and "Drive Safely"

Good thing someone ALWAYS says these things as I'm leaving an event. I WAS planning on being reckless and irresponsible! Now it's just ruined.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 29, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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46. No Matter What, if It Rhymes It's True, My Dude

This is good advice, and it's nice.

Added by FoolioBurger23 on August 29, 2019| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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48. It Doesn't Matter Where You Get Your Appetite as Long as You Eat at Home

Along the lines of "look but don't touch."

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 15, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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50. Listen to Really Crappy Music when Going Through Something Terrible in Your Life

If you listen to music you love, it will become a constant reminder of crappy times. Instead listen to music you do not understand (different language) or something you will never hear again and you will never be reminded of bad things.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 2, 2019| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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