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61. Buy a Stethoscope

So you can listen to your heart. See also Doctors.

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62. Never Test the Depth of a River with Both Feet

An African proverb. See also African.

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63. Be Yourself. Unless You're a Unicorn. Then be a Unicorn.

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64. Never Do a Whole Job when a Half a Job Will Do

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65. Never Walk by a Pigeon Coup with an Owl in Your Pocket

See also Birds.

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66. An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away Unless the Doctor's Cute, then Skip the Apples

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67. Don't Wake the Snake

See also Reptiles.

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68. Save Your Strength

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69. Better Late than Pregnant

See also Sex.

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70. Eat It, Don't Tweet It

In other words, stop taking photos of your food. See also Hipsters, Internet.

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