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61. It’s Better to Pee in the Sink than Sink in the Pee

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62. If You’re Being Chased, Give the Person Who’s Chasing You a Pair of Scissors Because You Can’t Run With Scissors

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63. It’s the Thought That Counts...

So don’t buy birthday presents, just think about buying them. See also Birthdays.

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64. Talk Classy, Act Nasty

See also The Office.

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65. If You Break Your Bone in Two Places, Don’t Go to Those Places Again

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66. How to Twerk

Step 1: Reconsider.

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67. If You Ever Need to Bury a Body, Plant Endangered Plants Over the Body So It’s Illegal to Dig Up

Works every time. See also Plants.

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68. The Best Defense Against Somebody Videotaping You is to Blast a Song by an Artist That is Serious About Copyright Infringement

Works every time.

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69. Fill Your Heart with Bees, then if Someone Breaks Your Heart, They’ll Have to Deal with the Bees

See also Love.

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70. No matter how nice the hand soap smells, don’t leave the restroom smelling your fingers.

See also Bathroom.

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