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61. Fill Your Heart with Bees, then if Someone Breaks Your Heart, They’ll Have to Deal with the Bees

See also Love.

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62. No matter how nice the hand soap smells, don’t leave the restroom smelling your fingers.

See also Bathroom.

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63. Don’t be Ashamed of Yourself—That’s Your Parents’ Job

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64. If You Wait Until the Last Minute to Do It, It Only Takes a Minute to Do

See also Homework, Schools.

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65. Never Trust Someone Who Says to Trust Them

Trust me, its not worth it.

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66. Remember Your Name, You’ll Need It

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67. Count Your Eggs Before They Hatch

That way you’ll know if someone steals one of them. See also Chickens, Eggs.

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68. Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow.

Don’t worry, you’ve got plenty of time. See also Schools.

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69. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for one day. If you feed him to the fishes then he’ll never be hungry again.

See also Fish.

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70. If you’re in 12th grade, do not join senior dating sites.

See also Dating, Elderly.

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