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61. Be Adventurous

But don’t venture into the woods, it have ticks. See also Nature.

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62. Don’t be Mean

It’s not nice.

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63. If Someone Hurts Your Feelings, Tell Them to Hurt Their Own Feelings if They Want to Hurt Someone's Feelings

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64. Oil Floats on Water, So Cover Yourself in Oil, Wait for it to Rain, and Fly

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65. If she asks for four chicken nuggets, buy ten.

This is how you get and keep a girlfriend. See also Fast Food, Relationships.

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66. Never drink downstream from a cow herd.

Instead, go inside and drink water from the sink. You don’t need to drink water from a stream. What are you doing?
See also Cows.

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67. When You Want to Annoy Someone at Work, Use Air Quotes when Addressing Their Work Title

See also Office, Work.

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68. You Don’t Need a Parachute to Go Skydiving

You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice. See also Skydiving.

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69. If you find a toilet in your dream, don’t use it.

See also Bathroom, Dreams, Scatological.

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70. If you start a phone call with, “My phone is almost dead,” you can hang up at any time.

See also Etiquette, Phones.

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