13 Entries Tagged “Elderly”

Funny Advice

1. If you’re in 12th grade, do not join senior dating sites.

See also Dating, Elderly.

Added by SoggyIceCreamSock on April 9, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2. Yelling "You Sunk My Battleship!" at a Bingo Game

As seen on the Simpsons. See also Elderly, Pranks.

Added by a Guest on March 4, 2015| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

3. Cantankerous

It's just a fun word to say. Use it to describe your irritated, elderly neighbor and you'll get what I mean. See also Elderly.

Added by HaloPrincess2642 on May 10, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

4. Word Finds Shop

Also known as crossword puzzles for the elderly. See also Elderly, Games.

Added by Ryan on June 2, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

5. The Clicker

What the aged call remote controls. See also Elderly, Television.

Added by Brian on October 10, 2012| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

6. Once You Turn 60, Never Pass a Bathroom and Never Trust a Fart!

See also Elderly, Flatulence, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 10, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

7. Curmudgeon

A grumpy old man. See also Elderly.

Added by a Guest on August 13, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

8. Looks Like Hell Had an Auction

My grandma's favorite saying for a messy room. See also Elderly.

Added by grouchyteacher on December 27, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

9. The Clapper Shop

For when you have the energy to produce deafening claps, but not to lean to the side and flip a switch. See also 80's, Elderly, Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on December 2, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

10. Spoons With Pictures on the Handles

My grandma collects these. See also Collectibles, Elderly.

Added by a Guest on March 20, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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