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111. Only Date Orphans

This is the only way NOT to have any of their family members bother you later.

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112. When in Doubt, Just Quit Your Job and Become a Pottery Teacher

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113. Don't Suffer from Insanity...

...enjoy every second of it!

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114. Use Your Words

Can I at least say ''violence'' though? See also Violence.

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115. Are You Nervous? Don't be Nervous.

Thanks, Dad, that clears up everything.

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116. If You Can't Wish for More Wishes, then Wish for More Genies

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117. If You Ever Want to Know the Time but Don't Have a Watch, Use Your Phone as a Sun Dial

Always works.

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118. Never Go to a Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

See also Doctors.

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119. If You Are Trying to Get Lucky, Keep Changing Chairs

There's bound to be chewing gum under one of them.

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120. Don't Play Fortnite if You Have a Window Behind You and Your Mom is Mowing the Lawn

You will get in trouble. See also Parents, Video Games.

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