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151. For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.

I didn't come up with this, I'm not clever enough. I just don't remember where I originally saw it. See also Candy, Crime.

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152. Dance like no one is watching. Because they're not. They're checking their phones.

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153. You Know You're Ugly when You Get Handed the Camera Every Time They Make a Group Photo

Seriously.

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154. If You Cut the Tennis Balls in Half, You Can Fit 6 in a Container

It works, but don't actually do it please.

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155. You Can Inflate the the Word Count on Your Essays by Writing the the Word "The" Twice

It's the the oldest trick in the the book, but it works, which is why it's still in the the book. See also Schools.

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156. Don't Give Up Your Dreams

Keep on sleeping. See also Sleep.

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157. Don't Lick the Bowl

Flush it like a normal person. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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158. Don't Yell at Your Kids

Lean in close and whisper, it's much more scarier. See also Parents.

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159. No Cop, No Stop

See also Cars.

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160. A Frisbee is NOT a Boomerang

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