Funny Advice

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151. Eat Whatever You Want, and if Someone Calls You Fat, Eat Them Too

See also Obesity.

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152. Never Trust an Atom, They Make Up Everything.

See also Science.

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153. If You're Drinking to Forget, Pay in Advance

See also Alcohol.

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154. Whatever You Do, Always Give 100%. Unless You're Donating Blood.

See also Blood.

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155. Study, Sleep, Socialize. Pick Two.

See also Schools.

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156. Celebrate Your Birthday Every Year

Scientists have proven that the people who celebrate the most birthdays live the longest.

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157. Don't Give Up on Your Dream, Keep on Sleeping

See also Sleep.

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158. Things That Are Sticky Are Most Likely Not Sticks

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159. When Nothing Goes Right, Go Left

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160. Hearts are wild creatures. That's why our ribs are cages.

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