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151. Don't Lick the Bowl

Flush it like a normal person. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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152. Don't Yell at Your Kids

Lean in close and whisper, it's much more scarier. See also Parents.

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153. No Cop, No Stop

See also Cars.

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154. A Frisbee is NOT a Boomerang

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155. Just Because Waffles Are Pancakes With Abs Doesn't Mean Eating Them Gives You Abs

Keep that in mind. See also Breakfast, Fitness.

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156. Don't Half-Ass Two Things, Whole-Ass One Thing

Thank you Ron Swanson.

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157. Don't Grow Up, It's a Trap

See also Adults.

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158. Be a Smart Feller, Not a Fart Smeller

See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

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159. Don't Make Decisions Without Eating First

Follow this advice when choosing what to eat.

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160. Never Walk on the Ice with Your Hands in Your Pockets.

Most northerners have learned this the hard way by the age of 5 or 6.

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