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141. A Frisbee is NOT a Boomerang

Added by awesomeguy21 on August 16, 2017| 10 Comments | 99 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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142. Just Because Waffles Are Pancakes With Abs Doesn't Mean Eating Them Gives You Abs

Keep that in mind. See also Breakfast, Fitness.

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143. Don't Half-Ass Two Things, Whole-Ass One Thing

Thank you Ron Swanson.

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144. Don't Grow Up, It's a Trap

See also Adults.

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145. Be a Smart Feller, Not a Fart Smeller

See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

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146. Don't Make Decisions Without Eating First

Follow this advice when choosing what to eat.

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147. Never Walk on the Ice with Your Hands in Your Pockets.

Most northerners have learned this the hard way by the age of 5 or 6.

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148. Be Medium

If both being high and being low is bad, what else can you do?

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149. Do NOT Read the Next Sentence.

You little rebel. I like you.

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150. Treat Every Problem as Your Dog Would

If you can't eat it, walk away. See also Dogs.

Added by Tibro on April 19, 2017| 7 Comments | 222 people like this You Like This | Unlike