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141. Don't Let Go of You Wife's Hand at the Mall, Because She Will Start Shopping

It might look romantic, but it's actually economic. See also Sexism.

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142. In Case of Fire, Use Stairs

That's right, pick up the stairs and beat out fire. Problem solved!

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143. Try Not to Yell at Each Other Unless the House is on Fire

Marriage advice. See also Marriage.

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144. If Your Dog Blinks at You Blink Back

It could be a code. See also Dogs.

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145. Marry Someone Who Has a Different Favorite Cereal than You So They Won't Eat All of Yours

See also Breakfast, Marriage.

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146. For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.

I didn't come up with this, I'm not clever enough. I just don't remember where I originally saw it. See also Candy, Crime.

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147. Dance like no one is watching. Because they're not. They're checking their phones.

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148. You Know You're Ugly when You Get Handed the Camera Every Time They Make a Group Photo

Seriously.

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149. If You Cut the Tennis Balls in Half, You Can Fit 6 in a Container

It works, but don't actually do it please.

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150. You Can Inflate the the Word Count on Your Essays by Writing the the Word "The" Twice

It's the the oldest trick in the the book, but it works, which is why it's still in the the book. See also Schools.

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